If you woke up in bed with the person in the above image...

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Lets kick some ass then.

Put that scythe away before you poke my eye out!

Oh shit, broken glass! Not good!

I really want to see your forehead now...

You are not my emperor.

how worried should I be right now?

I'll just leave you two alone now...

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo Kesha!
Tik-Tok Tiiiiik-Tooook

Why are you still in your clothes?

Please don't get up - I like a fine win.

Get your hand out of my face and explain yourself. Now!

Am I in prison and are you the prison bitch?

Who's this guy? Does he smell of Taco?

What the fuck happened to your ears? I really should lay off the drink.

THE MERICAN MAN OF STEEL!

No homo...

I don't like that look on your face... you're not hiding a gun up the butt are you?

I'm bad at smiling for photos ;__;

OT: Stop giving me that look, it's not that big...

Sam, I respect you and all that, but you need to leave now before I exercise the Second Amendment on your ass.

Arrgghhh!!!! *deep breath* Arrrggghhhhh!!!!

Hitler didn't commit suicide; he just didn't expect MERICA TO CURB-STOMP HIS SAUERKRAUT LOVING @##

I always get men... OUT

NO NO NO NO NO

SMASH IT WITH FIRE

Umm... hello? That's a nice pair you got there. EYES! I MEANT EYES!

Sir, please call off your dragon. It's ruining my lawn.

Who hired you?

WAS IT THE BROVENGERS!?

I'm not hating this.

It looks like a potato that has gained sentience.

"You have my axe!"

That's not all I want...

The hell are you so happy about?

...Stalin?

Hmm, kinky!

Here's some cheese. Now fuck off.

Put some proper clothes on and go away.

How do you walk on those legs? & get that wing out of my face!

Wabbajack, Wabbajack, Wabbajack

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