The Object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming weapon apocalypse, What is it?

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It's either a butterfly knife or my wallet... I'm totally going to crush punks with my wallet.

Guitar or cricket bat, not too screwed... Maybe I'd last a couple of days.

1920's typewriter???... at least its heavy...

A fuckin' MINI FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, if I can lift it, I'm good for food and stopping power.

There's nothing to the left of me on the desk right now, but the closest thing other than that is a chair. Hm, better than a backscratcher. Good for bashing zombies on the head.

A copy of Bioshock: Rapture by John Shirley.
...If I fail, no one will be surprised.
If I survive, I will be Legend.

An Emrakul. Well if I can somehow make the card come to life then I'd be set. (Of course after I unleash it to save me the entire earth is fucked.) If the the card. Fuck.

(Maybe if I could find a Hawk and equip it with some swords.)

*I Slowly peer to my left and a small smirk of satisfaction comes across my face*
*I then start to move my hand towards my Kukri*
*My 2 month old puppy jumps up next to me and lies under my arm*

TToTT

... I've got a can of pitted prunes.

Oh yeah. Better watch yourselves around me...

iamthelizardqueen88:
that would be a pillow.... god i hope theyre cheerleader zombies ;D

Skip to about 02:17

Captcha: fordishi Norse. Excuse me while I go pummel zombies with Mjölnir.

Empty sandwhich packet :<

Fucked.

Awww death by cuteness~

I_Sinanju _I:
*I Slowly peer to my left and a small smirk of satisfaction comes across my face*
*I then start to move my hand towards my Kukri*
*My 2 month old puppy jumps up next to me and lies under my arm*

TToTT

awww death by cuteness~

A trombone

this is my dream come true.

my bloodthirsty kitty cat.
probably more deadly then many of the kitchen knives in my house.
oh what fun apocalypse were going to have whiskers cat.

Two pint mug. Tankard o' Terror anyone?

A rather flimsy shoe. Immediately beyond that is a sturdy wooden staff, which could be useful if one could affix a knife to the end somehow.

Awesome I get a glass 1911 that still smells of tequila, just what I wanted for the apocalypse.

Heh to my direct left, 2 swords. Not fantastic but better than most of the items I've seen on here.

A pillow? A FUCKING PILLOW!
FUCK YOU ESCAPIST! QUIT MAKING RULES THAT FUCK ME!
/pointless anger

My sister's guitar.

Just like Left 4 Dead 2, eh?

An internet router? This shall be fun...

A....blanket? >_>
*Looks to the left again*
There's an Ocarina of Time sitting on my bookshelf to my left, can I just play the Sun's Song?

Box of tissues. Dont think into the fact that there's a box of tissues near my computer.

The kitchen sink. Wow, I'm doomed.

A pen.

Mightier than the sword though, so I should be fine. Right?

A cup of tea

My chanses are slim

A Spiderman mug. At least I can have a nice cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over.

A nice cup of tea ... Keep calm and carry on ;0)

A Dress Cane, topped with a silver ball. Yeah, I can make this work.

Sidewinder joystick... not very durable... guess I'm dead...

Unstable Ark:
An elderly,overweight cat who snuggles with everyone. I think I'll be okay.

You too? Hate to say it, but I think we're boned. Best case scenario our cats trip a few zombies by rubbing up against their legs while they try to get to us.

My collection of big rocks.
atleast if the apocalypse has some doomsday preachers I can stone them to death.
tbh this is slightly better then most of the "weapons" i've seen on this thread.
if those don't count I have my home-made iron light-saber toy next to it, it weighs about 3 kilos, so I might be able to use that as a weapon too.

To my right is an old sock that smells with holes in it. Don't ask me what it's doing there

I'm lucky the thread is about left not right.

a pen

Guess we will find out if its truly mightier then the sword

A printer. Good thing I've been working on how to lift it. Though personally, I think I'd be better off using it as a barricade or something for zombies to trip on.

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