Come at me with a mustache.
Make me check if I double posted <.<
Follow me into the back of my van for...free candy.
Lure people into the back of his van for free candy.
Hypnotize me with his avatar.
Try and kidnap children with hitherto unknown vast psychic powers
Teach telekinesis in schools!
get nervous at auditions, especially for characters they have wanted to play for a while....
@Soup: Sorry, But what is the word you call "grammar"? X3
OT: Get nervous!
Not discover awesome bands like Static X and Spineshank.
run to the hills, and for his life
always look on the brightside of life
Blast Metallica at 7 in the morning...
Set off fireworks in a microphone...
Set off fireworks under my grandmother D:<
Steal my cake, I will fight to the death for it!
Eat his cake, because then you can't have it.