Not possible :3
OT: be unhappy I don't have a headset... >.>
Turn down the chance to buy a headset.
But money! ;-;
OT: Get into the red. >.<
Offer to pay the bar tab.
Challenge the devil to a fiddle fight...
Reference the grinch remake...<.<
Watch antiques roadshow while drunk.
Emot on a daily business!
Kill time literally.
Paradoxes are how I lost a kidney.
stop watching Desert Bus.
run across a warzone in heart boxers singing My Little Pony songs at the top of his lungs
Be possessed by a creature from beyond the veil of time at a dinner party. It's rude
emancipate the red baron (I guess?)
tell me who nick is, because I really dont want to know
make accusations in Clue.
accuse someone of being a clue