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Wear an ascot (doesn't suit you)

Never dangle a carrot in front of a hobo and try to have him pull you like a horse.
Hobo power is not the most potent power. Everyone knows that orphans are the best power.

Throw a grenade into a firework factory...with yourself inside...

Never cook someone alive.

Never kill someone with a rotten fish stick.

Never eat undercooked eggs (something a friend did a little while ago and regretted)

Never make fun of a dwarf holding a pickaxe.

Never taunt a monkey holding an Uzi.

Never wear white after labour day.
(I don't know why not either)

Never cover yourself in cat-nip and walk into a cat shelter.

Never fuck a cat

Never teach a monkey how to operate a turret.
Nothing good will come from it!

Never think nothing good will come of something! ;3

Never cook a crocodile alive on a grill.

Never cook a grill on a crocodile that is dead. You can't eat grills

Never say Justin Bieber is better than Kurt Cobain at a Nirvana fanclub.

Never say that Justin Beiber is good around me. I will ground you into meth and smoke you!

shouldn't have bit fish
http://youtu.be/8U8Zo-KG2sY

should not google blue waffle

should not google manly berserk hentai.

should not google their own name + the Hedgehog

Should not look up Harlequin baby...

Should never disappear for ages

WHERE WERE YOU BITCH!? WHO IS THE WHORE!?

Should never abandon the forum games...

Never give a rottweiler a slab of meat with the intent of taking it back...

Should eat 3 year old chocolate that has been in a heated room for all that time...

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