Me Vs Lucifer?
Yeah, Unless i have a very overpowered persona/demon, i'm dead.
How could I fight that! Too cute. I mean Toon Link is once thing, but the piggies? Too much cute.
Against Team Rocket? Easy.
Against the Zapdos afterwards?
Me vs. Ed. Considering how goddamn strong he is, I'm kinda screwed. Not that I could ever even consider trying to hurt Ed. He's too lovable!!
I'm up against an invisible psychic assassin that's thousands of years old. How do you think I'd fare?
Against a spy. Thou would need a great sense of trickery and keen awareness.
I might be able to win a riddle contest, or some other test of intellect, since Kalas isn't the brightest.
Physical combat, I'd lose at once. He's got a sword and a kris dagger (the latter seems to be used primarily for defense.) I might be able to shoot him or something, but he's a JRPG character and they seem pretty resistant to that.
Me vs. Marathon hunter...well, seeing as I have not plasma weaponry around, I'm in serious trouble. However, my .40 S&W ought to give him something to think about before I die.
Do I get to use any of my guns? If not... ow, the burning...
Could be worse... look at who I get. Alchemy? SHE DON'T NEED NO STINKING ALCHEMY.
No matter how I look at this... I'm in bad shape.
Mine's usually Mr. Chalk's Smile, does that mean I only have to fight the smile? if not then I'm boned otherwise I'd make that grin do a spin.
Flashman is a coward, but then he's a coward who's more than half a foot taller than me, and four stone above my own weight.
I guess I could bargain with him or something, but he's wily and would probably get me killed by accident somehow.
Well, it's a lictor, and lictors are really good assassins, except for the fact that they are the only assassin that jumps out and says, "boo" before killing their target. So I have a very slim chance. Very, very slim.
Me and Eddard Stark?
I might be able to scheme around him and somehow make him kill himself. Other then that, I'd lose.
If she goes wolf form, I'm dead. If she stays in human form, I'm putty.
Either way, I lose.
Me vs Team Retard? Hm...well being mentally retarded doesn't automatically equal stupid. However this is Yahtzee's "Team Retard" so I could probably throw some lose change and they'd beat themselves looking for shinies.
I'm pretty sure I can take a crazy girl with a machete.
I think I would win. If only because I could manage to kick the shit out of Okuu before she eats the god of the sun and becomes a nuclear powered corpse eating demonic raven monster girl.
A stick figure eating cereal is no match for my brute strength.
Four of a kind, eh? Well let's just see if I can beat tha... Crap. Pair of twos.
Shotgun or peashooter, either way I would kill him, he is a zombie so intellect would go to me as well
Hmm, Well in an intellectual fight i could have a chance against Blair (and if it's skill well that could vary)
Fighting on the other hand, taking into fact that it would be my physical strength against her many flying pumpkins, her ability to turn into a cat (along with the logic of 9 lives) and her signature Halloween Cannon......Yeeeeahh this really is quite a one sided situation -.-'
Me vs. Pinkie Pie?
She wouldn't fight me, she'd just throw a party for me!
...Ewwww, I don't wana touch it, maybe if I could get some gloves.
crap, accidentally double posted >_< (There really needs to be a feature to delete comments)
Hm, That depends. My Laptop vs. myself: no problem! If it truly is transformer, I might be in trouble if I was stealing energon. Also confused at why it does not have an animal form.
It's an adorable kitten dressed like Link.
I'd get my ass handed to me, If only because I wouldn't be able to resist it's cuteness.
Well, it's Goku. How many ways do you think this could end? I'd like to think he'd just spare me because he's Goku after all. But I'm pretty sure he could kill me with a slap to the face. Probably not even that much.
I'm definitely dead unless its Dr Gero before he made himself an android, in which case i may survive.
Well as long as it doesn't come down to some sort of physical contest I'm pretty sure I stand a chance at outsmarting her.
In the form of Physical prowess Lelouch is underwhelming but he has a gun which he misses with a lot even at close range.
He is mentally superior and a tactician but I'm physically superior and crafty... My chances are... even?
my avatar is me, i am my avatar....
i have already won and lost this battle.
MY avatar is a thinker, so I wouldn't be able to outsmart him. Also he would be far away from any battle so that's out the window.
Looks like I get a free lobotomy with a rusty hacksaw.