Excuse me, I seem to have dropped some food on your car seat.
Because we're having dinner. In your car.
-Jumps out of the still-moving vehicle-
Excuse me, I'm a ghost of a ghost! O>O
Excuse me but I have to guitar duel with the devil to save my soul. If I win I get a solid gold fiddle!
If I lose, I just get a smaller silver fiddleOh and he get to kill one of us, you
(Giant speakers appear from either side, A guitar materializes in my hand)
Excuse me, you must show proof you're human!
Excuse me, you must show me your hat license
Excuse me, I left it in my other hat. :P
Excuse me, I have to take you downtown now.
Excuse me, but this light dinner is over!
Excuse me, but this date was over before it even began.
Excuse me, can I get this wrapped up.
Excuse me, could I get my check.
O_O Excuse me, for a second.
Edit: 1300th post!
Excuse me, I need to cry D:
Excuse me, I need to go laugh. >:D
Excuse me, but can I borrow your spice rack?
Excuse me, Let me get that spice rack for you.
Excuse me, I'm afraid of beards.
Excuse me, I'm afraid of driving >.>
Excuse me, I have bad jokes to make!
Excuse me, I have good jokes to make!
Excuse me, because I'm bad! >:D
Excuse me, there is a finger in my chili
(cookie for the reference)
Excuse me, but I heard Wendy's is having a special tonight.
Excuse me but I have to hand out cookies.
Excuse me but I'm being chased by the cookie monster
Excuse me, I have a person to Chase.
*Deep voice* "Eat the cookies dammit!"
Excuse me but EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Excuse me, but I have been vanquished :(
Excuse me, I have a gig to see!
Excuse me, I appear to be aging backwards at an alarming ra- I MADE POOPY, NEED DIAPE-
Excuse me I have an internet to fix.
Excuse me, I have a test to fail!
Excuse me, I have a Lego house to build!
Excuse me, I have a post milestone to make
1400th post, I also had my 1300th post in this thread weird.