Excuse me but my taser ran out of batteries.
Excuse me, but tranquilizer darts are the way to go.
Well excuuuuuuse me, princess!
AH! *slaps TL* now look what you've made me do!
Excuse me, but I do what I want!
Excuse me, but I have returned!
Excuse me, hello yourself!
Excuse me but I am quite high right now, yes quite.
Excuse me, but you will fall down.
Excuse me, bet I do believe you're falling from your broom, much like I'm falling from the sky right now.
My eyes are burning, curse you stupid medicine.
Excuse me, but this is the wrong planet.
Excuse me, but I'm allergic to giving directions.
Excuse me, but I forgot to take my medicine today!
Excuse me but I do not know what I'm doing at your bedroom.
Excuse me, but don't mind if I do! *makes self at home*
Excuse me, but you've been taking too long to be making a grilled cheese sandwich!
Excuse me, but they are very tasty!
Excuse me, do you have any aspirin?
Excuse me but I do not think aspirins exist in this plane of existence.
Excuse me, but this thread has become derailed and I don't want to die when it crashes. PEACE!!!!
*barrel rolls out of the box car*
Excuse me, when did this thread become a car??
Excuse me but cars are so passť what we need is a train *choo**choo*
Excuse me, but that is correct.
Excuse me, where did you get those stockings?
Excuse me, but where are your eyes?!
Excuse me, under the hair,
princess but how do you see?
Excuse me, crazy robot eyes.
Excuse me, but how does it feel to have died in the music video for one of the Gorillaz' best songs?
Excuse me, but how good is your hearing?
@Hail: Which is that? :o
Excuse me, you seem awfully violent.
Excuse me miss, but you seem to be firing those machine-guns at my general direction and lame is the violent one?
Excuse me, but I'm not that violent! *punch*
Excuse me, I'm like the least violent. Just ignore all the bullet holes.