To become a pineapple.

To live under the sea..

To be square in shape.

To have pant-squares. That is, squares made of pants.

Which I would use to make cakes. Which Para secretly wishes to have thrown in the face. :3

Secretly wishes to throw random objects.

Me to make a team rocked cake.

To be a professional sushi chef.

For a troll fight?

To gather a large number of internet trolls into an arena so that they can fight to the death for the title of Master of all Trolls and then post the video of said fight on the internet.

To become my best friend so that I'll tell all the awesome cake recipes I know. Which I won't. Because I know it's a trick. To steal them. -.-

To ride a unicorn!

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JLML:
To become my best friend so that I'll tell all the awesome cake recipes I know. Which I won't. Because I know it's a trick. To steal them. -.-

How about I choose the former and forget the latter? :o

Hmm... This could all be part of an elaborate plan... But what the heck, it's just some cake recipes. Deal. b^-^d

Secretly wishes he knew the location of the Rebel base.

The rebel base to help hide him so as to avoid getting cakes thrown in the face by me.

To go Solid Snake on the rebel leader's ass. And to eat 'em cakes.

For people to stop making disingenuous assertions about her life.

Wishes to throw a 4 year old's cake on the ground screaming "welcome to the real world jackass!"

To steal something of value from someone, burn it in front of him, say "You'll thank me later." with a stoic face and run away for dear life.

To.. Eeh... Have a cake party with me tomorrow at 4.50 pm. ^^

To consume the soul of a 12-year-old from Victorian London o.o

To be said 12-year-old.

To be nommed to death by kittens.

To be hugged to death by catgirls.

To be playing more video games with others.