The person above me secretly wishes for....

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Wishes to be the next doomsday device :P

To create the next big thing.

Wishes to be a cute pencil wielding munchkin forever.

Secretly wishes for *insert something incredibly mysterious and vague here*.

Secretly wishes to be the ghost haunting my bed.

Secretly wishes to the the bedside table.

Secretly wishes to be the lamp the sometimes turn itself on.

Secretly wishes to be the pillow case so that he could smell TL's hair all night every night. Creeper!

overpuce:
Secretly wishes to be the pillow case so that he could smell TL's hair all night every night. Creeper!

You're the one who thought of it.

OT: To be King of the Disco while the actual king is out due to sprained ankle.

To be assisting in the medically necessary amputation of the actual Disco King's ankle.

Will make a prosthetic ankle for a price.

...

ON YOUR HEAD.

Secretly wishes he had an infinite supply of Gorillaz tissues :P

Secretly wishes to have the same clothing designer as Lady Gaga. :P

Secretly wishes that she was the clothing designer for Lady Gaga.

Secretly wishes to fire clothing designers for being fabulous.

Secretly wishes to hang out with those fired fabulous clothing designer to swap tales... and possibly spit.

Knows my plans regarding this endeavour.

To grow shorter and become his inner self. A MIDGET!

Pfft. You clearly have not understood the awesomeness of Tyrion. <.<

To have a new 2X4.

To obtain the old 4X2.

To conquer every dimension that ever existed EVER.

Ever.

To conquer my pocket dimension.

To live in a dimension made of butter.

A one way trip to Fiji.

To die on the summit of Mt. Fuji.

To quit two feet away from the summit of Mt. Everest.

To do a somersault off the summit of Mt. Everest.

To be the first to pilot a submarine in outer space.

To be the head janitor of the first off-planet hotel.

To be a valet at that's hotel.

To be a maid.

I would look very awesome in a maid's outfit... in a tranny sort of way.

To be the pillow fluffer.

To be the guy who puts the little chocolates on the pillows.

To be the guy who follows that guy and eats all the chocolates and leaves the wrappers on the pillows.

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