To be the guy who follows that guy and eats all the chocolates and leaves the wrappers on the pillows.
To be the guy to steal money from under the pillows.
... those little safes in the closet are where it's at.
To be the window washer dangling in those baskets on the outside of an infinitely tall building.
Wants to enter the elevator of the infinitely tall building to see where it ends.
Wants to sing and dance where even angels fear to tread.
Wants to tap dance where even Lucifer fears to tread.
Wants all humans to get along, and then he wants to ruin it :P
Wants to get jiggy with it.
The worst game ever to be beamed into the minds of his enemies.
The best game to be beamed into the mind of Brad Pitt.
For Brad Pitt to have a mind :P
To break dance on the moon and Mars.
To rename Uranus, so that that terrible joke is never used again by anyone.
There was a joke in there somewhere? o3o
To be a wild and violent Wesker.
To do something involving a flamethrower very soon.
To be the designated pyromaniac.
OT: To meet her favorite actor by hitting him with a car.
To be taller then the average anime girl.
To be prettier than the average anime girl.
To be the prettiest prince in all the land.
To be the Duchess of Pink!
To be the Duke of Wellington.
To be the grand poobah of laser waffles.
To be the Grand Shaman of Pancakes.
To never have to do anything that doesn't involve the internet ever again.
You have no idea.
Predictions of a possible future with great detail.
Predictions of all futures with exacting detail and the time to skim each volume.
To look into the multiverse and see all the possibilities.
To be driven insane by omniscience.
To be tied to a chair and has to eat...Brussels sprouts! <Cue bad evil music>