Wishes that the cigars were his...
Wishes for toast. Lots and lots of toast.
Wishes that he were in a groundhog day loop.
Wishes to join me in that loop and the shenanigans that would ensue.
Wishes that he could create time loops at will...
Wishes to create money at will and then give me some.
Wishes to set up his own money laundering operation and take a cut of my profits >.>
Wishes to be made out of money.
Wishes that I grew on trees...
Wishes to dance with the trees at night.
Wishes that the trees could dance.
Wishes that the trees weren't marching to Isengard....
Wishes that he wasn't in Isengard.
Wishes for a pet mudkip or two....
Wishes to go on a Pokemon journey.
Wishes for a nuclear winter whilst getting a arrow in the knee.
Wishes for his knees to look like pincushions from getting so many arrows in them.
Secretly wishes to shoot arrows at people.
Secretly wishes to be Robin Hood.
Secretly wishes to be Little John.
Wishes he weren't Stewart Little >.>
wishes he were a Sackboy.
wishes his alcohol level had less blood
Wishes that I actually drank.
Wishes to eat thousands of pounds of squid.
Wishes that he wasn't deathly allergic to bees.
Wishes he were a killer bee, instead of a boring old bumble bee....
Wishes for a jar of honey right now... to put on his biscuits... and nipples.
Wishes that last comment was a bit less weird.
Wishes his was just as weird.
Wishes that people would think that if this is weird, they wouldn't want to ever know what normal was.
Wishes to a party to end all parties.