The person above me secretly wishes for....

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An autograph from Christopher Walken.

The approval of Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king.

Secretly wishes for things so secretive that even he doesn't really know what they are.

RedBird:
The approval of Gypsy ninja pirate zombie king.

Where is that guy? I haven't seen him around...
OT: To be so secret that he stops existing.

Hopes gypsy ninja pirate zombie king never returns :P

Wishes that he didn't need to sleep, ever.

Wishes to see orange groves, far as the eye can see.

Wishes to be a farmer.

Wishes for sheep. Many, many sheep.

Wishes for a goat to call his own. And ride around because he thinks that's cool.

Wishes to have a party in a zero-g environment.

Fijiman:
Wishes to have a party in a zero-g environment.

Seriously? Who the fuck wouldn't love that. I mean really, you'd have to be pretty lame not to want that.

On Topic:
Wishes for a way to negate gravity within the confines of the Black Hole from which he is posting.

Wishes to be the best cowboy ever.

But I am the best cowboy ever!

Wishes to hand wrangle Bulls like they were kittens.

Wishes to be the rodeo clown.

Wishes he wasn't scared of clowns.

Wishes he wasn't a clown. xD

Wishes he could be as cool a clown as me. =O

Wishes I didn't use clowns as target practice for the big guns. B)

Wishes that he didn't frequently use "big guns" as a euphemism for his Nerf gun collection.

overpuce:
Wishes that he didn't frequently use "big guns" as a euphemism for his Nerf gun collection.

8O How did you know!?

Wishes to make beautiful music using only his brain.

Fijiman:
Wishes to make beautiful music using only his brain.

How do you know that I don't already do that?

Wishes he could hear the concert going on at the very edge of the universe.

For you to SHUT UP!!

To get soaked running through the rain

To find something new and amazing every time he gets on the internet.

Wishes to kill something with a super soaker.

To fill a super soaker with tequila

To eat the worm.

To be the worm.

To be the wood pulp in the worm

Troublesome Lagomorph:
Wishes to kill something with a super soaker.

I know how to do that. B]

Wishes that it wasn't so hard to get to the secret moon base.

Wishes he didn't let on that there was a secret moon base (Thanks for spilling the beans man! Now everybody is going to ask about it and want to visit it)

To be Dracula and to be the moon base's resident.

Be to an anime-girl superstar and to perform in front of Tokyo.

To be Trouble's anime superstar persona's manager and catch flowers.

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