Secretly wishes to gently place his beret on a Digimon's head.

Secretly wishes that digimon were as awesome as pokemon.... and berets would help achieve that goal :)

Secretly wishes that Digimon were real even more so than Pokemon.

Secretly wishes to own their own charizard.

Secretly wishes that sentence was less redundant.

Secretly wishes to have a rainbow colored afro.

Wished to have a rainbow made out of helmets.

Wishes for everyone to have a helmet.

Wishes that everyone had a sword.

Wishes that everyone had a magical pet to aid them in battle, but that her's was the coolest.

Wishes to be my magical pet.

wishes to have Fijiman as a magical pet

Wishes to fool everyone else into thinking that they are a potato man.

wishes to thwart my plans of world domination

Wishes for world domination...

Wishes to destroy all the bacteria ever.

Wishes to have several clomes to do their bidding.

wishes to live in a clome

Wishes to know what I'm referencing.

wishes he could comprehend my genius

Wishes to comprehend my craziness.

He wishes that everyone was him and that he went to the Rosario + Vampire world and dated his avatar.

The guy that is.

Wishes for the voices to stop arguing so much.

Wishes for the demons to stop making a mess in the kitchen.

Wishes that the gnomes would stop stealing the mail every other day.

Wishes that the fairies wouldn't replace all his snacks with berries and such.

wishes for all the mythical creatues to leave them alone

Wishes to slay every last unicorn.

Wishes to swim in a pool of noodles.