To get to the next toilet!
To stop being reminded about their bodily functions. *BLINK*
To adopt my little brother.
To exchange his little brother for mine.
To find that his soul mate was an elephant all along.
To install the motorway with all the toilets!
To install mega viruses on all the computers.
To rain down destruction upon all those who dare disobey him.
Wishes to be in Hogwarts, segregating kids based on their usefulness level
Wishes for the ultimate zombie fighting weapon; a flounder.
Wishes for a talking flounder weapon of Doom.
Wishes for an ever-flaming hat.
Wishes for a giant buster sword to swing around and scare the peasants with
Wishes for a sword which asks for money on impact.
Wishes for a new season of Samurai Champloo.
Wishes for an avatar as awesome as that guys.
Wishes to wear several hats at once.
I'm absolutely certain that's the deepest wish of every single human being.
Wishes for balloons to talk for just one day.
Wishes for all inanimate objects to talk just for one day a year.
Wishes for the ability to make the world silent whenever he chooses
Wishes to make a AAA game based on tacos.
Wishes to make a country based on silly hats.
Wishes to write a national anthem just for hats.
Wishes to make sense at least 50% of the time
Baby steps though, baby steps
To start a night club on the Moon.
The dark side of the moon. <.<
To be the bartender of that club.
Wishes to be stricken off the record for the fear of recognition by fangirls
Wishes to have a dangerous number of fangirls.
Wishes to have a fangirl army under his command.
Wishes to have the best servant ever.
Wishes to be that servant!
Wishes to be a peasant and serve under King Taco