For total dominance of the forum games.
A pancake mixer.... OF DOOM!
All of his Christmases to come at once.
He wants some more alcohol.
He wants a hug!
I can tell he does, trust me!
For a taco themed chopper.(you can decide whether that's a motorcycle or helicopter)
For a bath tub of melted chocolate.
To be off the record for once.
For a toaster made of toast.
Knows all toasters toast toast!
Secretly wishes to be huggled
Wishes to win the war without the battle.
Captcha: "live. love. internet." Awesomeness.
Secretly wishes the world ended in 2012
Wishes for the world to end because of her actions.
Wishes to seek out the wisest person on Earth and punch that person in the face.
Wishes to be the wisest person on Earth so they can sue the person who punched them in the face.
To make clams the dominant species on earth.
To become the leader of the clams!
To become the overlord of the trout.
To become overlord over all sentient matter
To swing from the lampshade of a posh hotel.
Wishes to make more people laugh because of their avatar change.
Wishes to change their avatar but is too lazy!
Yeah, that is true.
Wishes to see the world from the seat of a tank.
To be left alone to plot.
Wishes to see what I'm doing behind that mask.