Wishes they weren't so superior.
For some bleach for that stain.
Wishes that mind bleach was a real product.
wishes to have a more armor
Wishes to be part of the Clone Army and fight the droids
Wishes his Taco curse was lifted.
wishes to turn taco into a real boy
Wishes to rip-off the plot of Pinocchio
For people to truly understand what it means to be Zombie bait.
Wishes to be something else that just a something, indeed.
Wishes to be 50% fancier.
Wishes for someone new to this whole thing to post. Or possibly to possess a stylish hat collection.
Wishes to catch the fish in his bear mouth
Wishes to finally be able to admit that he loves goldfish.
To light a cigar with some priceless art.
Secretly wishes to light some piece of priceless art on fire.
Wishes to be in the Animaniacs.
Wishes for a huge chocolate parfait.
Wishes crates didn't exist in Team Fortress 2.
For Google to have an drunken rambling language setting.
Secretly wishes for a bag of mystery.
For the downfall of the Belgian economy.
For Atlantis to rise again.
Wishes to live in a windmill.
Wishes to be slightly taller.
For the glorious British Empire to take back the colonies
To be one of Ash's traveling companions irl.