To join the phenomenal hand-clap band.
To join Dr. Fünke's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution.
To join any band that will take him.
To find the motherload of crappy games.
To find the crappyload of mother games.
The ability to create copies of himself.
The ability to create copies of other people.
To be able to just run the photocopier all day for a job.
To ride his bike with no handlebars.
To be said rapper's manager and therefore make more money than them in the first place.
To be an underwater sensation!
To run around in public screaming "WHEEEEEE!" without looking weird.
To join me running around in public screaming "WHEEEEEE!"
For everyone to join in on the "WHEEEEEE!"
To stop people running around shouting "WHEEEEEE!"
For people to all have a power. What is that power you ask? I don't know man.
To have a less amusing avatar, but only slightly so.
Me to come to their house and dance for them.