So...corrupt a wish, anyone?

Anyone for another round of corrupt-a-wish? It's Sunday and nothing much is happening on the escapist.

For those who don't know the rules....

This time, can we please have people quoting the wish they are corrupting to avoid confusion? Thanks.

We had some real gems last time, and the fact that the examples posted here heavily feature me is a total co-incidence. *lolface*

I'll get us started:

I wish you were allowed to project yourself onto reality T.V. and punch the competitors in the face. (And get out, natch. Nothing is worth being stuck on I'm a celebrity for.)

trollpwner:

I wish you were allowed to project yourself onto reality T.V. and punch the competitors in the face. (And get out, natch. Nothing is worth being stuck on I'm a celebrity for.)

Okay, you can get on there, punch everyone and get out again. But then you find out that being in their proximity has tainted you, you have no more desire to get out again!
Don't worry, I'll 'take care of you' when that happens. ^^

I wish for a burrito, I'm starving.

Ytomyth:

I wish for a burrito, I'm starving.

It's a magic burrito, it makes you hungrier....

I wish for Serious Sam 3 for my XBOX.

trollpwner:

I wish for Serious Sam 3 for my XBOX.

The game causes your Xbox to go into meltdown causing a small fire that destroys your game collection. All because you tried to play an xbox360 game on an original. :P

I wish my brother would stop begging me to let him borrow my xbox360.

Fine, your Xbox explodes in a magnificent spectacle of sparks. He ain't going to ask to borrow it no more

I wish I knew why I'm so lethargic

Granted, it was because of something very bad.

I wish I Knew what lethargic means.

le·thar·gic/ləˈTHärjik/
Adjective:
Affected by lethargy; sluggish and apathetic: "I felt tired and a little lethargic".
Synonyms:
sleepy - drowsy - torpid

Your brain explodes from information overload

I wish for a turkey sandwich

M0rp43vs:
le·thar·gic/ləˈTHärjik/
Adjective:
Affected by lethargy; sluggish and apathetic: "I felt tired and a little lethargic".
Synonyms:
sleepy - drowsy - torpid

Your brain explodes from information overload

I wish for a turkey sandwich

ytomyth is hungry and eats it before you can. Nomnomnomnom

I wish for more free time.

trollpwner:

I wish for more free time.

Granted you lose your job family and friends

I wish I had a beer

dimensional:

I wish I had a beer

You cost me my family, job and friends! I spit in your beer! Ptooie!

trollpwner:

dimensional:

I wish I had a beer

You cost me my family, job and friends! I spit in your beer! Ptooie!

you forgot to put your own wish.

OT: i wish everyone has (present tense) a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

Granted, but everyone hates them

i wish there no pre-movie ads in cinemas

Diablo1099:
Granted, but everyone hates them

i wish there no pre-movie ads in cinemas

Then you have to watch 2 girls 1 cup on loop for 10 minutes

I wish for a power level of over 9000!

FilipJPhry:

I wish for a power level of over 9000!

Granted but you don't know how to use the power that comes with it.

I wish I could get 100% on Saints Row 3

Matt9102:

I wish I could get 100% on Saints Row 3

Granted, now you've lost everything else.

I wish for permanent worldwide darkness, without everything cooling down.

trollpwner:

M0rp43vs:

I wish for a turkey sandwich

ytomyth is hungry and eats it before you can. Nomnomnomnom

I don't even like turkey, can you imagine how hungry that burrito must've made me? D:

Matt9102:

FilipJPhry:

I wish for a power level of over 9000!

Granted but you don't know how to use the power that comes with it.

I wish I could get 100% on Saints Row 3

You do, but then you realise once you get 100%, there's nothing really to do.

I wish they'd make a sequal to Siren Bloodcurse.

ABLb0y:

I wish they'd make a sequal to Siren Bloodcurse.

They screw up the sequel horribly

I wish EA would stop using Origin and put their games on Steam.

Rhagos:

I wish EA would stop using Origin and put their games on Steam.

They do, but double the prices of their increasingly terribly made games.

I wish that I could shoot pancakes out of my hands and sneeze maple syrup.

Derek_the_Dodo:

Rhagos:

I wish EA would stop using Origin and put their games on Steam.

They do, but double the prices of their increasingly terribly made games.

I wish that I could shoot pancakes out of my hands and sneeze maple syrup.

You meet a nice member of your preferred sex, and when you try to shake their hands, you accidentally shoot a pancake at them, which pisses them off.

Yay! am I winning?

 

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