So we all know the awesome playground game, 'Who Stole the Cookie from the cookie jar?' - but in a bizzare and ridiculously intriguing series of events,

SOMETHING ELSE

has been stolen from the cookie jar.

It is up to you to decide why the bastard obviously nice fellow above you has stolen from the cookie jar.

Rules are as follows:

Now let us start!

I stole a kitten from the cookie jar!

Because he needs to feed his family with money.

I stole a Beer from the cookie jar.

The beer was Carlsberg - cause they do the best beers in the world.

I stole a man's face from the cookie jar

You didn't want anyone to touch 'this'

I stole a slightly agitated rubber duck

Because you wanted to remove your friend's liver and donate to charity, you kind soul.

I stole a magical slice of bread.

Because it cures baldness....

I stole a snake from the cookie jar.

To put him in your bed while you sleep.

I stole Yoshi from the cookie jar.

$599 US Dollars, my savings >.<

To pay for a new catfish.

I stole a microchip from the cookie jar.

The man is after you now!

I stole Joesph Stalin from the cookie jar.

To have every one of its wacky items.

I stole the inside of the cookie jar.

You stole it to look like ADORABLENESS.

I stole an obtuse turtle

Because much like Popeye's spinach it gives you power.

I stole a nyan cat.

Because you needed cheap kindling.

I stole a dalek.

You wanted to defeat Nazi Germany

I stole Arnie Schwarzenegger (spelling?)

To integrative him for his real name.

I stole a fire biscuit.

Because you were sick of everyone calling him Frankenstein.

I stole a stein glass.

Because now your collection of animals with 100 legs are complete.

I stole a pie and a beer.

Because Being a post man you felt you needed one.

I stole a fingerprint.