I used to be an adventurer...

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I used to be an adventurer...Then I played Two Worlds

I used to be a gay porn star like you, but then i took a dildo to the knee

I used to be an adventurer, but then I maxed out smithing, enchanting, alchemy and WTB daedra heart PST!

patrolling skyrim makes me wish for a nuclear winter.

...what?

I used to be an adventurer, and this is my favorite store on the citadel.

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I killed twenty dragons, ate their souls, rode a flying horse to mount olympus and built a castle made of gold from all the money I had from stealing/looting dungeons and cities.

Hi. I'm an adventurer. I wear knee pads
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I used to be an adventurer... but then I got married.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a mudcrab to the knee.

People used to worry about arghows to the knee...but then I took a potion to their face

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I stopped listening to the guards tell me about their knee injuries

I've said it before, but I can't believe there's no easter egg quest that sends you on a hunt for the dreaded knee sniper, Skyrim's angel of forced retirement.

I knee took then arrow the but in then, adventurer to be an I used.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but I should go.

I used to be an adventurer, but I decided to switch majors to restoration instead.

I used to be a soviet Russian... but then I took a knee to the adventurer.

It's awful I know.

I used to be an adventurer... but then I got stopped by a criminal scum.

I used to be criminal scum, but them I stopped right there.

I used to be an adventurer, but then Elder Dragons started spawning every time I went outside.

I used to be an A-level student, but then Skyrim.

Candidus:
I've said it before, but I can't believe there's no easter egg quest that sends you on a hunt for the dreaded knee sniper, Skyrim's angel of forced retirement.

Could be a good mod quest. A gaurd to hire you to take down the guy who retired me.

Moved to Forum Games section.

I used to be an adventurer...until a bird flew into my knee.
I used to be an adventurer...until I transformed into Rayman and I don't even have one knee.
I used to be an adventurer...but Alzheimers stops me from remembering any of it.

I used to be funny, but then they made me a meme.

I used to eat sandvich, Until I took bullet in the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a sweetroll to the thighs...

And then another....and another...

EDIT: too funny, too late

I used to be a knee, but then I took an adventurer to the arrow.

Memes to yourself, sneakthief.

I used to be an idiot...oh wait.

In Soviet Russia, knee takes arrow to you.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a sweetroll from a kid.

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