A story written by escapists, for escapists, about escapists | |
This escapist was wise, though one of few words and unlike many others of his experience, did not troll under any circumstances. | |
But he had a dark secret that he dared not share, lest he'd be ostrasized from the forum he loved so much: he hated My Little Pony. | |
As I read this post as an Escapist, I knew what I had to do; escape! | |
I knew this would be hard, considering the wall of fire surrounding Escapia. | |
After getting over a slight change in narrative voice, our hero began to plan his escape, little knowing of the dangers he would face soon enough. | |
like the killer chickens..."fucking informants the lot of them" he thought "God bless KFC" | |
So the escapist set off on an epic quest to find the way to escape escapia - he would need help, but then help can be found in the most unlikely of places. | |
In the world of MY LITTLE PONY! | |
Those Helpful colourful ponies directed the escapist to a wise old wizard who would aid his endeavour. For a great and terrible price. | |
He would have to find a way to destroy the True Bridle, the only thing keeping the ancient evil shackled and silent under the Banhammer Mountains. | |
The problem was, the Bannhammer mountains, which were surrounded by a ring of lake dragoning fires, were under siege from Steven Seagal, who was just back from his 58th failed attempt at winning an academy Award by storming the awards ceremony armed with many weapons, including a Type 56 assault rifle, which was a Chinese copy of the AK47 manufactured at State Factory 66 from 1956-73, then by Norinco from 1973 onwards until the day that the one Steven was carrying was made. | |
Our hero was not put off by this, in fact, it was hyped for the future battles he and Seagal would have | |
Our heroic escapist decided to put aside petty desire for what would be surely an EPIC, WORLD-SHATTERING battle between him and Seagal and decided upon negotiating his passage past his armies. But he still had doubts about destroying the one thing keeping evil at bay. Could he do such a thing for his own freedom? | |
Sure. | |
But first he must do the Dance of the Pony, to appease both the Brony hordes and the Anti-Brony haters, who hungered for battle. | |
Surrounded by two wars. One of Steven Seagal and the Residents of the Banhammer mountains and the inevitable flame war between bronies and non-bronies, Our escapist decided to use the situation to his adavantage. Ignite both wars and use the confusion and internet shattering consequences to escape! | |
Unfortaunately, he ended up getting death'd in the battle. | |
Once upon a time, in the land of Escapia, there was an escapist who dreamed of something more.
This is the first line to a story in which any escapist can contribute. The rules are simple:
1. You can only write one sentence or 10 words, whichever is longer.
2. You must maintain continuity with what is already written.
3. You can post as many times as you like, but no two posts can be consecutive.
Note: I have used bold text as the story text. You may wish to do the same as you can write more than just your contribution to the story (such as these rules I have written). So feel free to add any comments, queries, questions, etc., to your posts.