"Fuair tú!" B-Diablo Yells as he picks up Ninja and bring him up into the air and performs a PileDriver.
I recover, and jump to the other side of the room, shooting a fireball at Bizarro-Diablo.
"teacht ag dom bro!"
Me and Nega Eric are busy having an awesome swordfight to notice what's going on.
"You're girlfriend is hot!"
The Fireball hits and Causes B-Diablo to break.
"Pfdsgfgtertgnrepgojfdgoinefh Se pincha! cada vez que me di cuenta que tengo que cambiar mi manera de hablar!" Before repling with his own.
I nonchalantly walk by Eric and Nega Eric and into the control area.
"Alright, let's see what this baby can do." (Me)
I start searching through the Hall of Doom's main files.
Tox finds loads of naked pictures of Nega Sakura, as well as a few doomsday weapons and the launch command to fire the hall into the Andromeda galaxy.
I jump behind bizarro-Diablo, plunge Cuddles into his spine and launch, ripping him in half.
"Right then, find anything good tox?"
"Doomsday weapons, porn, ordinary stuff, you know." (Me)
I print the doomsday weapons and whatever other files, when I notice a folder named "Emergency Resort NT" hidden deep in one of the base folders.
"What the..." (Me)
I open the folder and find a single text file.
Nega Eric or DAAAAAAAAAARK ERIC, if you are reading this, then this means that I have been killed by Tox and his friends, an inevitable fate that I am destined to embrace. From now on, you will take full operation of the Nega Army.
However, you will have to do me a favor.
In my personal folder, you will find a file named "Orb Research", which contains research I have made on an ancient artifact named "The Transit Orb", which as the stories say, can do anything the possessor wishes, if he knows the correct password.
I want you to keep my research going, and should you ever retrieve the Orb, resurrect me. And if you manage to do so, our conquest will be more than easy.
I print the file, put Nega Tox' personal folder in a USB card and destroy the computer.
I finally hit Nega Eric, slicing his head off, revealing him to be a robot.
"Uhhh...shit...I think this was a decoy."
"Me am decoy also!" Bizarro Eric yells before I kill him as well.
I descend to Bizarro-Diablo's corpse and taste his "blood".
".....Burn and Vodka, the son of a bitch."
I walk out of the control room, holding the files.
"Eric, did you-" (Me)
I then see that the Nega Eric was a decoy.
"What was that about a Nega-Army?"
I Was up in my LAIR, Arming my defences.
I intend to wait this fight out and kill off the victor.
Occ = Good night.
"In the control room's files, I found a text file left by my Nega who told Nega Eric to continue his research on an artifact named the Transit Orb. Knowing that this Nega Eric is a decoy, the real one might have escaped to continue his research, or maybe he even already found it. We need to get it before he does, or else my Nega will be back, and shit will hit the fan." (Me)
I turn over to Ninja.
"The Nega Army is just what it is. An army of Negas. It was created by my Nega long ago when he started his plan to conquer the Mall." (Me)
"Stupid omniverse warlord. Nega Tox was almost the big bad of MF3."
"So we have 3 big bads then."
"I count two. Nega Eric and Nega Tox."
"Nega me is not just a big bad. He's THE big bad. He's, to be simple, evil incarnate. And if Nega Eric is seeking to resurrect him, that means some incredibly dangerous shit is up. We should get back to the base." (Me)
A FEW MOMENTS LATER, AT THE BLOOD HUNTERS HQ!
"I've made the main computer start tracking all Negas and also any leak on the Transit Orb. What do we do next?" (Me)
"Guns. We need lots of guns."
Back in the Blood RAVENS HQ:
"I return, whats our status?"
I look over the front gates.
"What is it, Ninja?" (Me)
I look at where Ninja is looking at.
OOC: Actually I'm going now. i'll be back later.
I return from Joe's and throw Ninja out the window.
The disgraced Marines commit seppuku.
In a place that is not Heaven or Hell...
Where the darkest shadows dare not enter...
Where the devil is scared to speak of...
Nega Tox sits, meditating.
"Nega Eric is on his way. I will be back in the world soon. Then, all that exists will be at my fingertips..."
A voice calls out, illuminating the darkness around Nega Tox with bright yellow light.
DEATH SHALL CONSUME ALL. SOON...THE MALL FIGHTERS WILL FALL!
"Oh, hi RaN. Sow, haw iz yor sex lyfe?"
"Hater, bitches be taking me out."
"What the hell does that lingo mean?"
I grab my Scouter and start calling someone.
"Uh, who are you calling, Tox?"
"Okay, cool. See ya." (Me)
I hang up.