I walk in with Tox, carrying a radar. "Dude, this is some high tech shit...and weirdly, it keeps pointing to Real Tox." I say, flicking blood of the three different primary colors out of my hair. "Somethings up...some kind of break in reality. A reality break! Futox, your smart, check this out."
"I walked. Now let's do this."
The DJ plays appropriate music.
I punch the red one in the... face? Is that a face? I can't really tell.
Futox grabs the radar.
"Hmm... Oh god. There must be some meta-atomic activity resulting from a positronic collision right under this building! That means the break in reality will cause a black hole that will expand all over the place and kill us all if we don't try to re-fill the area with positron particles!" (Futox)
"HE'S RIGHT!" (Me)
"Well, I didn't understand any of that." I say as I join in Ran's dance/murder.
Futox grabs me and Casey.
"Let's go!" (Futox)
"Glub glub glub?" (Casey)
"Glub glub glub glub glub glub!" (Casey)
"Glub glub, glub glub glub." (Me)
"Glub glub." (Casey)
He starts running down the building.
"Wait for me, cuteness prime!" I yell as I run after Casey and the others.
Futox bursts in the basement, also somehow holding Eric and Real Tox.
"Ah, the basement. Plot central. I never get tired of coming here."
"Alright, let's see where that reality break is." (Futox)
Futox walks around and bumps into an invisible wall.
I cast Dispel Magic, destroying the barrier. "Done and done."
"OK, let's see where's that break." (Futox)
Futox starts looking around with the radar.
The radar sends the Mall Fighters to a door. Inside-
Oh my fucking gods, I don't even what
Casey starts walking towards the oh my fucking gods I don't even what.
"No, wait! CASEEEEEEEEEEEY!" (Futox)
Suddenly, the basement is flooded with Caseys.
"Darn it!" (Futox)
Futox goes back to the door, but instead finds...
There is a brief orgy of "AWWWWWWWWWW"es at the army of Caseys. Seconds later, Futox finds...
"Didn't we already do this?"
"SILENCE. I AM THE CONNECTION BETWEEN YOU AND THE WRITERS. I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA. I AM THE BLASTER MASTER. I AM THE BREAK IN REALITY."
"And what do you want me to do? Herd all those Caseys?" (Futox)
RaN: "And here I was thinking we were done with Power Rangers."
"It's Tron, you idiot!" (Me)
Doctor: "Well, well. Aren't we in a bad mood."
RaN: "To be fair, I can't tell the difference between Zordon and a Blend-Tec Blender."
I wake up on my sofa and take a look though my Telescope to Find Nemesis Entering the MFO, Rocket Launcher in hand.
"Enough!" the break yells as he uses his mind powers to turn Nemesis into a rock. "I am the link between Real Tox, given form by a anomly in space and time. Real Tox is giving out so many gamma particles-the stuff used to create story-that in no time, the Mall will collapse upon itself."
"So, what is this doctor doing here?" I ask.
"Well, that's new." (Real Tox)
"And what do you want?" (Futox)
I hack to the MFO Cameras to witmess this meeting.
"Real Tox MUST DIE! Else all in the Mall shall turn to dust!"
"well...can't say I can turn down a offer like that..."
I shut down the feed and make my way to the Mall.
"Fucked of I'm taking over a dust pile..."
"It will be as painless as possible." the break says as it prepares the spell "Even's Spiked Tentacles of Violation".
I grab Futox, Real Tox, Tox, and Ran, and ride out on the army of Caseys, trampling Diablo to death. He respawns with us. "Oh hi Diablo. How is your sex life?"
I drive up along side Eric, "Hey! What's going on?!"
"Okay, what the hell happened?!" (Me)
"I almost got killed by the Master Control Program." (Real Tox)
"And now we have a shitload of Caseys." (Futox)
"Fuck this shit, I'm herding those cute bastards!" (Futox)
Futox gained the title of: Casey Herder!
+ 50% Impassiveness
"Oh, Hai Real Tox" I say with a mock French accent before tackling him and knocking us both off the herd.
I then start stabbing him in the head with a spoon.
I dropkick Diablo, "Only I can stab Tox!"
I grab Waffles. "No one is stabbing Tox!"
Suddenly, the Mall goes into lockdown, and the break's voice crawls through the air.
"Real Tox MUST die! For the sake of the Mall!"
I place my hands around Real Tox's neck and start choking him.
"This Mall is mine! I won't let your existence ruin it for me!"