Vote for Me!

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Go ahead. You know you want to. o.o

The idea and the game! You're in a Campaign and you're trying to win some votes.

Make promises to your voters! Make them see the wonders of your work! Or if you're feeling super, counter an opponents point!

I'll start. *ahem*

A vote for me, is a vote for free lamp stands!

Vote for me and you will not die only 2 days from retirement!

Vote for me and I won't have to send a large man named Hank your way.

Vote for me and I won't get Paradox to send weird pictures to you.

Vote for me, or else I'll set off the bomb

Vote for me, or I'll end the world.

BY TURNING OFF STEAM.

Vote for me and I'll stop Cthulhu!

Vote for me or I will hide jellybeans in your hair.

Phill Jupitus - 'Vote for me... or I'll kill ya!'

(Fred MacAulie - 'Why the Scottish accent?!')

Vote for me or I'll make indoor plumbing extinct!

A vote for me is a vote for change... to Communism!

(Too soon, too soon)

*jedi hand wave*

Vote for me, you will...

*throws candy everywhere* A vote for me, is a vote for Halloween daily!

Vote for me, to save the bears.

Vote for me and i'll actually tell you what we're all running for

Vote for Me and I will kill ALL THE PONIES! ALL OF THEM! HEIL MEH! HEIL MEH!

Vote for me and we will transition the ponies into slavery.

My name is Fiction:
Vote for me and we will transition the ponies into slavery.

Try to steal my votes, will ya?

Vote for me as "My Name Is Fiction" is a Closet Bronie
And so the political Mud-flinging begins...

Vote for me and the glue factory will never go out of business.

Vote for Me and I will see the Tax-Raising, Freedom Hating, Pony Loving Dictatorship of mParadox ENDS
Paid for "Diablo1099 for Mayor of Earth"

Vote for me and I'll set all political prisoners free!

Vote for me and I will end world hunger by giving everyone goat stomachs!

Vote for me and I will see that the legions of convicted TERRORISTS relased by the mParadox DICTATORSHIP be put back behind BARS
Paid for by "Smiling Joe's Death Camp"

Vote me and I'll make sure to repel the up coming cat invasion!

Vote for me and COOKIES WILL BE YOURS!

Dont believe me? I have 700 trillion cookies in my vault!

Vote for me and I'll make gold a commodity!

Vote for Me and I will see to it that action against the Anti-Cat PROPAGANDA being spread by Philol's for his CORPORATE MASTERS!
Paid for by "Evil Cat Corp"
God, this is fun, I can see the Republicans get off on this. :D

Vote for me and I'll made pancakes in a can!

Diablo1099:

God, this is fun, I can see the Republicans get off on this. :D

Thank you. ^-^

Vote for me and all Neo Nazi and KKK members will be vanquished! :3

Vote for me and Pro-cat propaganda will be removed! All hail the dog overlords, the corporate masters!

Oh yeah, good game para ^^

Vote for me and I will end the overcrowding problem in prisons.

COMING SOON- New Soylent Green Original.

Vote for me and I will see Philol and his TERRORIST GROUP be brought to JUSTICE and the FREEDOM HATING politics led by IRookle be STOPPED
Paid for by "Cats for Global Domination" and "Nazi Party members"

lRookiel:
Oh yeah, good game para ^^

Yay~ Brainstorming can lead to good results. :D

OT: Vote for me and I'll vote for you!

TheEmoSpeeds666:
Vote for me and I will end the overcrowding problem in prisons.

COMING SOON- New Soylent Green Original.

Welcome to the escapist :3

OT: Vote for me and Philol so we can stop the evergrowing machine of hatred created by Diablo1099, HE WORKS FOR AL QAEDA!

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