Vote for Me!

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 . . . 47 NEXT
 

Vote for me and get more air with your chips! :D

Vote for me and I'll pay the strangulation fetishist who has a liking for you to stop choking you on the weekends.

Vote for me and I will make sure fruit is always ripe!

Vote for me, because every vote that isn't for me is a vote for ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU FEAR.

Vote for me or the fruit will become over ripe. @.@

Vote for me. What you want something? O_o

Vote for me or have over ripened diapers launched at you house on a daily basis.

Vote for me and it's free burgers for life! :D

Vote for me and Clone High will get a second season.

Vote for me and I will take Toddlers and Tiaras off the air.

Vote for me and I'll make TnT questionably legal.

Vote for me and all beauty pageants for anyone under the age of 15 shall be considered a federal offense. Also I have free t-shirts a buttons.

Fijiman:
Vote for me and all beauty pageants for anyone under the age of 15 shall be considered a federal offense. Also I have free t-shirts a buttons.

Shit, you might have me beat.... D:

OT:

Vote for me and it's always casual day at work!

Vote for me and casual Fridays will become a holiday!

Vote for me and you will always have the weekend off.

Vote for me and I will make MTV actually play music.

Vote for me, magical fire powers for all!

Vote for me or Tokyo gets it.

Vote for me or else I won't tell you my zombie plan.

Vote for me and your greatest desire will have a 5% better likelihood of actually happening.

Vote for me and make that 25%.

Vote for me and add an extra 7% to that.

Vote for me and get some coupons for 25% off bread.

Vote for me and get your favorite sandwich everyday for lunch.

Voe for me and you'll get pimped out cars to drive around!

Vote for me and you get some toast.

Vote for me and I'll give you the power of life.

Vote for me and I will spare in the upcoming war between angels and demons.

Vote for me and you will get two dollars off of popcorn and drink in that upcoming war.

Vote for me and get not skull-fucked by my VP

Vote for me and I'll remove the profanity from life!

Vote for me and we'll actually give scholarships to those who actually need them!
Amount of times I've lost scholarships to rich people despite it being very good is innumerable.

Vote for me and all will be made well. Eventually

Vote for me and I shall set the world on fire! o_O

Vote for me and I will remove all the chips from your bags of air!

 Pages PREV 1 . . . 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 . . . 47 NEXT

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Register for a free account here