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Vote for me and I'll ban publications of said fan fictions. o.o

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LIMBO.

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Vote for me.

What? I'm not coming up with some clever reason for your entertainment. Just do it.

Vote for me so that you may also know what victory feels like.

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Vote for me so that others may lose.

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Vote for me and get your own virtual reality system.

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Vote for me and water will become flammable on command!