Vote for Me!

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Vote for me and there will be more time for gaming in your life.

Vote for me and I'll make the voices in your head stop.

Vote for me and I shall not give you free food, but instead make you pay it at lower price then usual.

Vote for me and the world shall bow to the musical talents of Cthulhu.

Vote for me and I'll kill everyone who disagrees with you.

Vote for me and I'll kill everyone in the whole world!

Vote for me and I will randomly kill one of you, it shall be a surprise. Also it's going to be on a National Television.

Vote for me and I'll delete your worst memories!

Vote for me and get your own personal robot of your choosing.

Vote for me and i'll give u 4mil and a d scimmy.

Vote for me and I'll get someone to translate that above post.

Vote for me and I'll give you a free pair of cheap sunglasses.

Vote for me and I'll abandon my plan to block out the sun.

Vote for me and you'll never have to clip your toenails again.

Vote for me, I'm the only consistent choice.

Vote for me and I won't annoy you!

Vote for me and I pledge to kill the devil.

Vote for me and I'll stop digging holes in your garden at night.

Vote for me and I can make sure that past unpleasantness with the nudity at the Marmite convention goes away.

Vote for me, I'm not trying to take over the world by force.

Vote for me and I will put Piers Morgan in a deep hole where nobody has to see him again.

Vote for me and you need never vote again.

Vote for me and I will remove your least favourite celebrity with an orbital laser.

Vote for me for I have two cats.

Vote for me and I'll probably stop changing my avatar so frequently.

Vote for me and there'll be gravy and biscuits in it for you!

Vote for me and there'll be gravy and herby dumplings in it for you. Boom.

Vote for me and there will be bacon.

Vote for me because you only have 20 seconds to comply.

Vote for me and get more time to comply.

Vote for me and Fiji's avatar will be correctly oriented.

Vote for me and I'll turn Earth into a post-apocalyptic wasteland so we can all be free to dress up and fight GDI-NOD wars like we've all secretly been wanting to.

Vote for me and you will get 10 million youtube subscribers and pre-made videos of you being really funny upload every day.

Vote for me and I will reveal the secrets of Tiberium.

Vote for me and get your very own space ship... model.

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