Vote for Me!

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Vote for me and I will surround this planet with a layer of mines, ensuring that nothing gets in and nothing gets out. Safety, forever.

Vote for me and get half off on all Chocolate Moose products.

Vote for me and living standards will go up. For me.

Vote for me and I will guarantee everyone an Elk for Christmas.

Vote for me and I will end world internet problems!

Vote for me and I promise to take no action on anything at all. Literally nothing can go wrong!

Vote for me and I will shut down America again!

Vote for me or I will bark. Forever.

Vote for me and I will...error, propaganda not found.

Vote for me and I will send you free massage butter.

Vote for me, I'm not lame like Tizzy and Barbas.

Vote for me. My legs work. Sorta.

Vote for me and baby you got a stew goin'.

Vote for me and I guarantee that your senpai will notice you!

Vote for me and I will outlaw snakes.

Vote for me and Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

Vote for me or I'll say mean things about you all to the other world leaders.

Vote for me and we will make freedom even more free!

Vote for me... or don't. Whatever.

Vote for me and I will implement glorious socialism.

Vote for me, I like both Star Wars and Star Trek.

Vote for me, I can lick my own eyeball.

Vote for me, I'm not a dog.

Vote for me out of sympathy, I'm poorly drawn.

Vote for me, I'm way more fabulous.

Vote for me and make it easier for yourself.

Vote for me and icy weather will become a thing of the past.

Vote for me and every household will get a free banana boat.

Vote for me and I'll pose for selfies at state funerals!

Vote for me and I'll construct a diabolical hedge maze on the White House lawn!

Vote for me, I'm not a fish in disguise.

Vote for me, because if you wait any longer it may be too late.

Vote for me as I am better than Barbas.

Vote for me, he's a liar!

Vote for me for Barbas is jealous.

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