Vote for me and gerbils shall rule the Earth!
Vote for me to end the tyranny of Nazis on the MOON!!!!
(aka Newt Gingrich)
Vote for me and I'll end the tyranny of the Blues!
Vote for me, and I shall bring tyranny to the masses!
Vote for me and I'll demand candy!
Vote for me and Halloween will be every TUESDAY!!
Vote for me and Christmas will happen on a Saturday!
Vote for me, or the bad men will come in the night.
Vote for me and clowns will sing in prisons!
Vote for me and singers will clown in prison!
Vote for me and I'll stay! :D
Vote for me and I'll convict the lying politician that you are!
Vote for me, and puking rainbows will be an everyday occurrence!
Vote for me or that Mayan apocalypse will be happening 9 months early!
Vote for me and I'll vote for you
Vote for me and I'll vote for me.
Vote for me and the internet will be saved from an unknown threat!
Vote for me and I'll make that threat known to all.
Oh yes, vote for all these wonderful people...
TO BE TOSSED INTO THE SUN!
Vote For Me and I promise to to give you all one Get Out of Jail Free card!*
*Said Card Will not be Redeemable Outside of Waco, Texas
Vote for me, and everyone shall dance!
Vote for me and everyone will become Footloose!
A vote for me is a vote for free bacon and doughnuts. A vote not for me is a vote for a free giant pile of rotting fish in your house.
Fijiman want to give yout children Health Problems.
Vote for me
Vote for me and correct punctuation will win!
mParadox is a GRAMMER NAZI!
Vote for me.
Vote for me and we'll all be very polite about the billions of arbitrary currency Diablo stole. <.<
Vote for me, and all DLC of any game will be free of charge!
Vote for me and I'll make you pancakes! :D
mParadox Stole all of pyramid head grape's Pancakes!
Vote for me!
Mmmm...these are really good...om nom nom...
Vote for me, and I will guerantee pancakes... and DONUTS!
Vote for me and the donuts will be FREE OF FAT.
Vote for me to vote for you.
Fijiman is a SOCIALIST!
Vote for me.
Diablo is strange and accuses people of strange things. Vote for him.
Vote for me, because voting for anyone else is too mainstream.