Vote for Me!

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Vote for me and Hipster Jedis will become a reality.

Vote for me and I will finish off the Annoying Orange for good

Vote for me and I'll make good of the promise!

Vote for me and I'll make sure to not keep my promises!

Vote for me and I'll make more unbelievable promises!

mParadox and staika are unable to keep their election promises.
Vote for me and for more Ads attacking others!

Vote for me and something might eventually happen.

Vote for me and I'll promise to give my own thread a bit more attention. >.>

If you vote for me I will goof off and play video games.

This my not be the best platform but damn it I have just been the most truthful politician in history. That's worth something right?

Vote for me and I'll give everyone a PS Vita! :D

Vote for me and there will be real life BGM!

Vote for me and I'll make sure that acronyms make sense! :D

Vote for me for more acronyms!

Advert paid for by M.A.R.D.Y (Mothers Against Racism, Discrimination and Youths)

Vote for me and I'll make your life H.E.L.L!

Vote for me and I will...uh...think of something to do. Later. Maybe.

Vote for me and the world will revolve around cotton candy!

Vote for me, or would you like to meet piano-wire?!

Vote for me and I'll have Nuka-Cola's made and able to drink them!

Vote for me and all your negative karma will be gone!

Vote for me and I promise a tank in every driveway and a eagle in every dinner pot! :D

Vote for me, I am the only logical choice!

Vote for me because bacon.

vote for me and I shall provide a reason to do so!

Vote for me, and you'll never be sex-deprived again!

MammothBlade wants you RAPE YOU!
Vote for Me!

He knows your darkest, dirtiest desires!

Vote for me and I'll make them more private than ever before!

Vote for me and discrimination will go sky high.

Vote for me and maybe I'll care.

Vote for me and I'll become your personal handler. ;D

Vote for me and there will be no Skynet dystopia!

Vote for me and there will be a Skynet dystopia!

Vote for me and I will not copy the person above me.

Filiman is stealing Campaign Ideas!
Vote for me.

Vote for me and I will bring communism... that works!

Vote for me and I'll stop shamelessly plugging this. Also: free money!

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