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Mall Fight, a forum game as old as time itself. Ok, maybe not that old, but it's been around for quite a while. Mall Fight has a few rules, just so everyone has a good time: 1 - No Weapon or God power Stores of any kind. Any stores that carry weapons do not exist, or have the weapon sections removed. Now, things such a guns, swords, knives, axes ect, are all considered 'Banned' items but sporting equipment I'll allow (To a certain degree). Making your own weapons is also ok, after all what fun is there in killing someone with a shotgun blast to the face when you can build a catapult that hurls walrus faeces at your opponents? 2 - No leaving The Mall. It is call Mall Fight for a reason you know. 3 - No permanent player death. When you die, you respawn 4 - There is no rule 4 Other than that, have a great time, and enjoy your stay. Free For All!3 2 1 GO! I spawn, and go to the nearest EB Games store, where I grab a Nintendo 64 controller, which I begin sharpening | |
I spawn in the same EB Games store, and knock a pile of retro XBOXs onto Knife, crushing him to death. | |
I respawn, retrieve my N64 controller, and use it to knock Eric over, making him to hit his head on the table, and causing him to die of a brain hemorrhage. | |
I respawn in a spa staffed by lolis. "Awesome!" I yell as a loli walks up to me. "May I help you, sir?" she asks. "Uh, one second." I rush off, grab Knife, bring him to the sana, and drown him in one of the pools. | |
I hit Eric and Knife with a glass bottle of VODKA and throw them in the pool. | |
I- Wait. I find Knife. "Knife, is this-"
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I burst into the Irish Bar by parachute, holding a cane and wearing outrageously fancy clothes. "Another Mall Fight, eh? Looks like it's time for murder, G style!" (Me) I stab Diablo in the head with the cane. | |
I react and throw my drink in Martin's eyes before getting him with a nut shot. | |
I spawn, break into the Outdoors-Life store, steal a canoo and ride it down the escalators. I crash into a nearby ice-cream stand, sending me flying into the the local Irish bar, where I find myself a bottle of Jim Beam before realizing I punctured both my lungs in the crash. I die horribly. Respawn in 3...2...1 | |
I rush over to Reality and revive him with some shock paddles I made from tin foil and some AA battery. | |
I respawn, get brained with a flying ice cream scoop, then respawn again. I go to the nearest electronics store and grab the nearest pair of earbuds, which I the use flail Bryghtside. | |
Using a pair of boxing gloves, I perform a heart transplant on Knife. | |
I respawn in the TF2 store, where I get a malfunctioning Valve Rocket Launcher that I then use to smash Diablo's head in. He dies due to the fact that the Valve Rocket Launcher is fucking heavy. | |
I respawn and pick up a Fighting Game Pad and ram it up Martin's ass. | |
I scream with the voice of a 10-year old girl, shove out the Game Pad and shove it down Diablo's throat before jumping into a pit of lava. Diablo gains 500 XP for the Humiliation bonus. | |
I respawn, and flail Tox with my ear buds. | |
I respawn and Bryghtside the flail with a Bryghtside. | |
I Sam G Bryghtside with a Tox Knife while Ren RaNs a Waffle Aitruis. I also bend Eric. | |
I come back as a zombie for the hell of it and eat Martin too death. | |
I respawn by bursting out of Diablo's chest and throwing him in a pit filled with razor blades. | |
I respawn at a Hardware store next to a sex shop. | |
I die just by the sight of it and respawn in the Chinatown, where I start building a barricade. | |
I Buy a few dozen Fireworks, light them and aim at Martin, for Massive Damage. | |
I grab onto a firework and redirect it to Diablo, killing us both. Now, how I managed to ride a firework is way beyond me. | |
I spawn in another Pub. | |
I respawn in the pub next to Diablo. "So, sup?" | |
"Oh nothing much, in a different universe, I nukes thousands of Ponies" | |
I slap Diablo. "That be crazy talk boy!" I say, before throwing him in the trapdoor. | |
Ouch. Having been revived, killed, and now respawned again, I notice that I still somehow hold my Jim Beam flask. Noticing Knife-28 nearby, I proceed to smash it over his face. | |
I hit the wall near the door and throw a used condom at Knife. | |
"Why is everyone hittying me overr the heed with alcohal todoy?" I say, before collapsing through the trapdoor and landing in the sewers. | |
I spawn in the Hot Topic and browse it's wares. I walk out, dressed as an emo. "Punk is nothing but DEATH and the RAGE OF THE BEAST. Like pigs...from a gun!" | |
I respawn, and blow up the Hot Topic with garden fertiliser. | |
I respawn and blow up the garden fertiliser by throwing Knife in it. Also, second page! WOO! | |
I blow up Knife by throwing Martin in it. | |
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