Mall Fight, a forum game as old as time itself. Ok, maybe not that old, but it's been around for quite a while.
The premise is quite simple, everyone is trapped within a Mall, stretching in all directions and containing every type of shop imaginable (Apart from a few, but we'll get to that). Your aim is this: Have ridiculous, ridiculous amounts of fun while doing horrible, horrible things to your fellow players.
Mall Fight has a few rules, just so everyone has a good time:
1 - No Weapon or God power Stores of any kind. Any stores that carry weapons do not exist, or have the weapon sections removed. Now, things such a guns, swords, knives, axes ect, are all considered 'Banned' items but sporting equipment I'll allow (To a certain degree). Making your own weapons is also ok, after all what fun is there in killing someone with a shotgun blast to the face when you can build a catapult that hurls walrus faeces at your opponents?
2 - No leaving The Mall. It is call Mall Fight for a reason you know.
3 - No permanent player death. When you die, you respawn
4 - There is no rule 4
Other than that, have a great time, and enjoy your stay.
Free For All!
I spawn, and go to the nearest EB Games store, where I grab a Nintendo 64 controller, which I begin sharpening
I spawn in the same EB Games store, and knock a pile of retro XBOXs onto Knife, crushing him to death.
I respawn, retrieve my N64 controller, and use it to knock Eric over, making him to hit his head on the table, and causing him to die of a brain hemorrhage.
I respawn in a spa staffed by lolis.
"Awesome!" I yell as a loli walks up to me.
"May I help you, sir?" she asks.
"Uh, one second."
I rush off, grab Knife, bring him to the sana, and drown him in one of the pools.
I hit Eric and Knife with a glass bottle of VODKA and throw them in the pool.
I hide in an Irish Bar.
I find Knife. "Knife, is this-"
I burst into the Irish Bar by parachute, holding a cane and wearing outrageously fancy clothes.
"Another Mall Fight, eh? Looks like it's time for murder, G style!" (Me)
I stab Diablo in the head with the cane.
I react and throw my drink in Martin's eyes before getting him with a nut shot.
I grab a harmonica and rig it with some pyrotechnics to create some sort of relaxing shuriken, and throw it at Tox's left ear before doing some crazy awesome backflip onto a dragon and flying to the West side of the Mall. That's the best side!
I spawn, break into the Outdoors-Life store, steal a canoo and ride it down the escalators. I crash into a nearby ice-cream stand, sending me flying into the the local Irish bar, where I find myself a bottle of Jim Beam before realizing I punctured both my lungs in the crash. I die horribly.
Respawn in 3...2...1
I rush over to Reality and revive him with some shock paddles I made from tin foil and some AA battery.
I then rip his heart out to get credit for the kill.
I respawn, get brained with a flying ice cream scoop, then respawn again. I go to the nearest electronics store and grab the nearest pair of earbuds, which I the use flail Bryghtside.
Using a pair of boxing gloves, I perform a heart transplant on Knife.
I respawn in the TF2 store, where I get a malfunctioning Valve Rocket Launcher that I then use to smash Diablo's head in.
He dies due to the fact that the Valve Rocket Launcher is fucking heavy.
I respawn and pick up a Fighting Game Pad and ram it up Martin's ass.
I scream with the voice of a 10-year old girl, shove out the Game Pad and shove it down Diablo's throat before jumping into a pit of lava.
Diablo gains 500 XP for the Humiliation bonus.
I respawn, and flail Tox with my ear buds.
I flail Knife with a flail.
I respawn and Bryghtside the flail with a Bryghtside.
I flail and Bryghtside the Tox with a Knife.
I Sam G Bryghtside with a Tox Knife while Ren RaNs a Waffle Aitruis.
I also bend Eric.
I come back as a zombie for the hell of it and eat Martin too death.
I respawn by bursting out of Diablo's chest and throwing him in a pit filled with razor blades.
I respawn at a Hardware store next to a sex shop.
I attack Martin with this:
I die just by the sight of it and respawn in the Chinatown, where I start building a barricade.
I Buy a few dozen Fireworks, light them and aim at Martin, for Massive Damage.
I grab onto a firework and redirect it to Diablo, killing us both.
Now, how I managed to ride a firework is way beyond me.
I spawn in another Pub.
I set up a trap behind the frontdoor and tie it by a string on my finger
I respawn in the pub next to Diablo. "So, sup?"
"Oh nothing much, in a different universe, I nukes thousands of Ponies"
I smash my glass into Knife's face.
I slap Diablo. "That be crazy talk boy!" I say, before throwing him in the trapdoor.
Ouch. Having been revived, killed, and now respawned again, I notice that I still somehow hold my Jim Beam flask. Noticing Knife-28 nearby, I proceed to smash it over his face.
"Mm, burbon and blood" I murmur to myself as I lick my now bleeding fingers.
I hit the wall near the door and throw a used condom at Knife.
"Why is everyone hittying me overr the heed with alcohal todoy?" I say, before collapsing through the trapdoor and landing in the sewers.
I spawn in the Hot Topic and browse it's wares.
I walk out, dressed as an emo.
"Punk is nothing but DEATH and the RAGE OF THE BEAST. Like pigs...from a gun!"