Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

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I shove a novelty Servbot head on Enslave_All_Elves


before throwing him down a massive flight of stairs and into a car that happens to be flying off a cliff.

As the light is shined on me, I feel something come over me, "Come heroes! We must defeat the evils that live in this mall! But first, nap... tim...e...zzzzzzz" I collapse half way finished my potato cannon.

I grab Zeph's cannon, and combine it with my own projector to make an instadeath-grenade blaster. I turn around to see a man who looks just like me, but covered in feces, so I shoot him. Then I kill Zeph, for good measure.

OoC: I hate you... (not really but I didn't even get to use ma spud gun...)

I respawn and chuckle, I hadn't properly sealed the pipes together with the super glue yet, one more shot would cause the spud gun to fail, exploding the user. I run to a mountain climbing store and grab a pick, and start to dig a hole in the floor to make a pit fall trap.

I use my Barney Technomagic to rig the gun to explode, and I happen to run into martintox, whom I throw the gun at. BOOM!

I finish digging my pit fall, covering the bottom with deadly spikes, had to replace the tickle spikes as they just wouldn't do, and go to the bakery. I then place the cake in the centre of the pitfall and run to a bush near the trap watching and waiting.

Hey! Cake! I run to it and, in sheer excitement, literally hover three feet above the ground. I eat the cake.

"Ha ha! I knew someone would try to float over the trap, that's why I got a special 'pound' cake. I call it the 'tonne' cake! Muhahahaahaaha!!" I jump out of the bushes.

Thinker feels heavy as he slowly falls into the trap, after finishing he plummets into the spikes. "And that is for stealing my spud gun!"

I sneak up behind Zepherus, and push him into his own trap. I then disappear back into the bushes.

I respawn and set the bushes on fire.

While I burn to death, the fire spreads to the basketball courts. I respawn, and observe the inferno.


I respawn and go to the 'Janitors-R-US' store and grab a gas mask. I then run over to Foot locker with some tongs and grab the stinkiest socks in the universe. I start running through the mall looking for people to throw the socks in their face.

The burning basketball court explodes. Because.....reasons......

I see Knife admiring the explosion of the basketball court. I walk up to him and ask. "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Knife's nose explodes off his head, trying to run from the stench of the socks. "I didn't think so either..." Knife dies from a nose bleed...

I get a ticket for the big game.

Um... what the hell was that?!

I respawn, and tackle Zeph and Tox into the flames.

Knife dies because of the stench of the socks again as he makes the tackle, but the socks land in the fire, burning way the socks without a trace.

I respawn, and go to the grocery store, and go to the apple section, yes there is an entire 'apple' section.

Zeph looks around the apple section, it sells apples and apple accessories.
I then appear in an oversized apple suit, and start pelting him with apples.

I grab a plastic bags from the side of the isle, catching as many apples as I can and run off. Knife tries to continue to pelt me with apples, but I knock over a tower of cans, distracting him as I make my escape with an apple corer.

*new challenger* I spawn in the grocery in the beverage section and grabs cans of soda and shake them as I run around the store, heading towards the sound of falling cans.

I try to burst through the shelves and tackle Zeph, but fail, and tackle Tonz of Fun instead.

I crack a Bottle of VODKA over Knifes head.

A safe distance away I hide in a booster juice store. I core the apples, and put the seeds in a blender. I then grabbed an funnel, and a container of the blended seeds and ran off to find someone, making my way to the top level of the mall.

(Apple seeds have cyanide in them, about half a cup will kill)

I take Zep's Juice and drink it, thinking it to be VODKA.
I respawn in a GameStop.

I respawn, and grab a hammer, looking for someone to kill.

I push Knife's body off of me and sigh, throwing the cans into the air and run to the spice aisle, putting cayenne pepper in coffee filters, making little spice bombs and run out of the store to the Gamestop.

I burst through the front of Gamestop, and start swinging my hammer at anything and anyone.

Hears the commotion coming from gamestop and heads over there seeing Knife going crazy

I hear the cries of a multitude of really bad games dying. Wondering what happened, I looks over the banister to see Tonz running up to the Gamestop. I grab one of the potted plants near me and chuck it in his direction.

I hear the pot break only a few feet from me and look around, seeing Zeph and throw one of my cayenne pepper bombs back at him.

The head of the hammer flies off the the handle, and hits Tonz in the face.

I spawn in the forklift store, and after sharpening the "fork" part on my forklift of choice, I take off towards the source of all of this commotion in my trusty forklift.

I scream in pain as I stumble around gasping for air, I then fall over the railing hitting the roof of Pie's forklift, not killing him, but scaring him silly.

I grab a decorative rifle and attach a large ring onto its "nose", said ring having multiple knives sharpened miniature steel bars attached to it. I saw off most of the rifle to leave only the nose, and I shove a broom handle inside the hole.

I then finish off Zepherus with my new makeshift Multi-Spear.

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