^ Kinda, but I had a banana and also have a pear.
< Was thinking more along the lines of unhealthy snacks.
v Hates me for no good reason.
^ I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!! Not really, why should I?
< Umm....I guess you can get yourself some crisps. Maybe Walkers?
v Get some walking done you Walker
^ How about some stabbing instead?
< *stabs Morsomk*
V Shall join in the stabbing.
^ Thanks for the invite.
< All about the stabbing.
v Has been stabbed.
^ xmbts to you too
< Forum gaming
v Wants to forum game more
^ Indeed I do, though it would be lovely to see some more people posting in the thread that I made(yes, I am advertising my thread on this thread, big whoop, wanna fight about it?)
< Wants to draw
v Also wants to draw.
^ Yeah I'd like to draw well, but I never developed that skill.
< Hasn't tried in a while, really should start do it regularly.
V Will give me a reason to?
^ Draw a potato.
< Hasn't drawn anything in years.
V Pees on the shelf.
^ Never have.
< Tries too hard to be funny.
V Normally sleeps later than 2 am.
^ Nope, I have work and getting more than 4 hours sleep would be nice.
< Tends to get less than 6, though..
v Has seen our death.
^ Ahh, fun times, fun times.
< I swear it is going to be fun.
v Will be there
< Let me see if there's room in my schedule.
V Is nose dead.
^ I have no idea what that means.
< My nose is OK though.
V Is quite nosey.
< And for all the abuse I've taken, it has never broken.
v Has a nose made of Iron.
^ Last time I checked, Zigzagoons were normal types, not steel types.
< Debating whether or not I should buy collectors edition of Tales of Xillia(IS SO HARD TO CHOOSE!)
v knows the answer to my dilemma
^ Buy the shoes.
< Is not the best person to ask for advice half the time.
V Has seen the inside of the inside of the inside of a box.
^ Wouldn't that be the spaces in between the corrugated parts of cardboard?
^ Nup, singing though.
< Stupid emotional bitch today :<
v Has decorated a cardboard box.
^ With imagination.
< I'm a hermit crab!
V What the SHELL are you doing?
^ Nothing, also what is with this language?
< I can mind my own fucking language
V Swears alot
< Needs to get going somewhere.
V Stabs people with TVs.
^ What? No.
< Four in the morning and burnt out.
^ Nope, morning.
V Needs new underwear.
^ I sure do!
< Do I brunch or do I lunch?
V Anything good on TV?
^ I'm not watching TV because it's mostly crap but I think QI starts again soon...
< Unsuccessfully trying to play cat Buckaroo ._.
v wants to play it with me.
^ Never heard of it.
V Fights wombats in space.
^ Wombles actually
< They're more vicious and bloodthirsty than they appear
V In bed
^ Was that a pass?
< I think I'm gonna go downstairs and shop some.
V Had a good laugh today.
< But it's been overshadowed by one of my cats going missing. :(
V Knows where my cat is?
^ I wish I did.
< Has a mischievous, climbing bunny (hard to believe, isn't it?) with a tendency to disappear.
V Favours lunch to dinner.
^ I prefer snacks.
< Found his cat!
V Shot with a moose carrying a tire.
^ Do you mean shot as in filmed, shot with, or shot while with?
< Too many variables!
V Unaccounted for in most statistics.
^ I don't know.
< Meant shot as in you were shot.
V Operates a crane.
^ I've used those plushie cranes that you find at malls and stuff, doe that count?
< Likes plushies.
v Has plushies.