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^ Give me justice and I'll have Paris in flames!

< I am the nuclear murderer, I am Polaris!

V Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

^ Hahaha, drop the fucking bomb is what I always say.

< DROP IT!

V YOU DROP IT AS WELL!

^ DROP THE BASE!

< WUB WUB.

V ALL THE WUBS.

^ SHIIIIT I CAN'T HANDLE THESE WUBS.
< Should be sleeping, achey joints :c
v Has been to a spa.

^ Nope.

< Could probably use a trip to one at some point.

V Wears a diaper.

^ No.

< Wants Drumsticks, the sweets not the meat.

V Sometimes watches Gargoyles.

^ I don't think I ever watched it.

< Blarg.

V detects heresy.

^ Heresy Detected.

< In fealty to the God Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the poster below.

V I hereby sign the death warrant of the below poster, and sentence their soul to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects

^ Oh dear God no, save me Talos

< Well damnation isn't such a bad thing anyway

V Wants to join me in Oblivion

^ Will pass

< Has some catching up to do in Pokemon

v Has all the Pokeymans

^ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUACK THAT! That is the craziest thing a Pokémon should have.

< I mean come on, Zigzagoons are already pretty op with their diverse moveset. Next thing you are going to ask me is to find a Slaking that doesn't have the ability Truant.

v This guy knows what I mean.

^ I played pokemon red once.......

< Jamaican playing poker.

V Knows how to get a pikachu on a bus.

^ Nope.

< Doesn't care.

V Cares more than they should.

^ I know you Pokemon.
< so tired but my toothache will keep me awake ;(
v Loves curry.

^ I've never had curry...

< Kinda wants to now.

v Has a good recipe for curry.

^ Nope

< Never had any either.

v Has information about the ever elusive code word "curry".

^ This "Curry" sounds vile and dangerous, it surely must be toxic. Avoid it at all cost.

< Yes, I have not had curry before.

v Curry fezt!

^Had a curry once.

<It was good.

V Seen the Cyrus tewrk.

^ I have, it's all so fucking stupid.

< The entire pop genre in America is stupid.

v Thinks so to

^ Firm believer that Pop music is for the kind of people that have no interest in actually searching for music.

< Is probably going to receive a lot of flak for that.

v Is outraged by what I said.

^ Actually I agree

< My tastes are mixed, but I can't stand Pop music

V listens to Pop

^ A bit.

< Not looking forward to the rest of today.

V Has a cold date.

^ I've had one.

< They're like giant raisins.

V BEHOLD MY POWER.

^ I'VE BEHOLDEN IT!

< It's not that impressing actually

v Is it?

^ How should I know?

< A bit bored.

V Wears short shorts.

^ I wouldn't be caught dead in shorts.

< Waiting for someone...

V A killer clown.

^ Fuck clowns.

< Eats clowns for breakfast.

v Problem, Clown?

^ Honk.

< *downtrodden*

V Balloon?

^ *Is riding a Drifblim* Hello!

< I like this! It's fun.

v You should join the fun!

^ No thanks.

< Blarg.

V Has a butler.

^ You are my butler, did you forget?

< Should punish his butler.

v Suggest punishments.

EDIT:

^ WELL, MR. NINJA, normally I drive a stake through my maids.

< ...as for the butlers, I flay their skin, but they're a robust lot, so it's alright.

V Gets it...?

^ Nup, having a slow day.
< Listening to sappy music
v Cares what people think about their music taste.

^ Used to.

< Gives no fucks no more.

v Loses their shit when arguing about music.

^ Not really

< Not a music person to begin with

V Has a short temper

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