^ Give me justice and I'll have Paris in flames!
< I am the nuclear murderer, I am Polaris!
V Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
^ Hahaha, drop the fucking bomb is what I always say.
< DROP IT!
V YOU DROP IT AS WELL!
^ DROP THE BASE!
< WUB WUB.
V ALL THE WUBS.
^ SHIIIIT I CAN'T HANDLE THESE WUBS.
< Should be sleeping, achey joints :c
v Has been to a spa.
< Could probably use a trip to one at some point.
V Wears a diaper.
< Wants Drumsticks, the sweets not the meat.
V Sometimes watches Gargoyles.
^ I don't think I ever watched it.
V detects heresy.
^ Heresy Detected.
< In fealty to the God Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the poster below.
V I hereby sign the death warrant of the below poster, and sentence their soul to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor protects
^ Oh dear God no, save me Talos
< Well damnation isn't such a bad thing anyway
V Wants to join me in Oblivion
^ Will pass
< Has some catching up to do in Pokemon
v Has all the Pokeymans
^ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUACK THAT! That is the craziest thing a Pokémon should have.
< I mean come on, Zigzagoons are already pretty op with their diverse moveset. Next thing you are going to ask me is to find a Slaking that doesn't have the ability Truant.
v This guy knows what I mean.
^ I played pokemon red once.......
< Jamaican playing poker.
V Knows how to get a pikachu on a bus.
< Doesn't care.
V Cares more than they should.
^ I know you Pokemon.
< so tired but my toothache will keep me awake ;(
v Loves curry.
^ I've never had curry...
< Kinda wants to now.
v Has a good recipe for curry.
< Never had any either.
v Has information about the ever elusive code word "curry".
^ This "Curry" sounds vile and dangerous, it surely must be toxic. Avoid it at all cost.
< Yes, I have not had curry before.
v Curry fezt!
^Had a curry once.
<It was good.
V Seen the Cyrus tewrk.
^ I have, it's all so fucking stupid.
< The entire pop genre in America is stupid.
v Thinks so to
^ Firm believer that Pop music is for the kind of people that have no interest in actually searching for music.
< Is probably going to receive a lot of flak for that.
v Is outraged by what I said.
^ Actually I agree
< My tastes are mixed, but I can't stand Pop music
V listens to Pop
^ A bit.
< Not looking forward to the rest of today.
V Has a cold date.
^ I've had one.
< They're like giant raisins.
V BEHOLD MY POWER.
^ I'VE BEHOLDEN IT!
< It's not that impressing actually
v Is it?
^ How should I know?
< A bit bored.
V Wears short shorts.
^ I wouldn't be caught dead in shorts.
< Waiting for someone...
V A killer clown.
^ Fuck clowns.
< Eats clowns for breakfast.
v Problem, Clown?
^ *Is riding a Drifblim* Hello!
< I like this! It's fun.
v You should join the fun!
^ No thanks.
V Has a butler.
^ You are my butler, did you forget?
< Should punish his butler.
v Suggest punishments.
^ WELL, MR. NINJA, normally I drive a stake through my maids.
< ...as for the butlers, I flay their skin, but they're a robust lot, so it's alright.
V Gets it...?
^ Nup, having a slow day.
< Listening to sappy music
v Cares what people think about their music taste.
^ Used to.
< Gives no fucks no more.
v Loses their shit when arguing about music.
^ Not really
< Not a music person to begin with
V Has a short temper