^ Has casually failed at English.(sorry, but it irks me)
< Is hungry.
V Is secretly rich and will give me some money. Please?
^ Not rich, but comfortable, and nope.
< Is melting.
v Got lot's of awesome stuff.
< Has some lame ones though. (Geddit?)
v Metatron or Lucifer?
^ Nope. Fijiman.
< Needs to change up his alarm ringtones so that he will actually wake up when he wants to.
V Has to wrestle Santa for their presents.
^ Yeah, but they weren't any good anyways.
< Has had two hours of sleep in the past 48 hours but strangely does not feel tired.
v Is currently sleep deprived.
^ ZzZZZzzzzZZZzzzz... huh? What?
< Likes naps
v Likes naps too.
^ I absolutely detest naps. I only take them when I really, really need to.
< Should probably go to bed soon. Would help if I weren't drinking Pepsi right now.
V Got snow?
^ I wish.
< Just decided to see how much longer I can go without sleep.
v Just did something dumb.
^ Well I guess my existence is dumb enough to qualify hah!
BTW I would advise against that, I once didn't sleep for 5 days and by the fourth day I was having hallucinations, it was unpleasant, may be relevant to the situation that I hadn't eaten anything either, but still don't do it.
< Is currently so cynic and apathetic he's getting tired of himself.
v Is glad Christmas is over.
^ In a way yes.
< Is watching Doctor Who.
V How you doing?
^ I'm sleepy, as always
< Never gets enough sleep
v Gets plenty of sleep
^ Most of the time. And most of the time I don't need that much sleep.
< Wishing that we were getting snow instead of rain. Lots and lots of rain.
V Is dancing without pants.
^ No, but I was just a few minutes ago.
< Lost the game and fell asleep.
v Is eating something
^ Nope, already ate.
< Doing stuff.
V Can touch their toes with their noes.
^ Got me to try. (The answer is yes)
< Needs to figure out how he wants to get his tattoo done.
v Doesn't like tattoos.
^ I can appreciate the artistic quality of them(the good ones anyway), but I'm not very enthusiastic about them.
< Is tired and hungry.
V Can touch their toes with their noes WITHOUT bending their knees.
^ Uh, no.
< Hoping to play some Resonance of Fate tomorrow.
V Had a good Christmas.
^ Define good.
< Defines being insane as actually being sane.
V Define: higiggiabbegpoaibriubor.
V hasn't showered in 6 months
^ I shower everyday.
< also bored
v Life is like a box of chocolates?
< Wants pasta?
V Hates cats
^ Hell no.
< Loves his Iguana!
V Loves Iguanas!
^ Do I look like Garfield?
V Wants to lay down.
^ Nope. I'm actually enjoying my work right now.
< Listening to music.
v Listening to music.
^ Listening to a Panel
< Can't stop sneezing
v Is feeling sick.
^Not really, a runny nose at most
<Hasn't got plans for new year's yet
V Has plans for new year's
^ Not really.
< Doing stuff.
V Recently lost something.
^ Is probably right, I just don't know it yet.
< Is being really lazy about cleaning my room.
v Is having a conversation with a great friend.
^ Nope. Not having any conversations here.
< Needs to not be over a week behind on his YouTube subscriptions.
V Has participated in a Nerf battle.
< Is fed up with Moffat's writing. (KEEP YOUR SHERLOCK IN YOUR SHERLOCK AND OUT OF MY WHO, DAMN YOU.) Ahem.
v Is going to die, but does everything he or she can to forget this fact.
^ No, I think about myself dieing at least once every week or two.
< Should be going to bed soon, but probably wont.
V Desires a bagel.
^ Has implated the craving into my head, despite me just finishing a curry
< Thinks the saxophone loop for Dev's "In The Dark" is the sexiest thing ever
v Currently has his/her hand down his/her pants
^ No, I have them on some pancakes an bacon.
V Has been naked in the snow.
^I'm far to sexy for that to happen, the snow just melts away.
<I want to buy something in the Steam Sale but can't find anything I want.
V Can recommend a game for me to buy in the steam sale.