^ Playing Torchlight and talking on the chat...
< Hasn't eaten anything all day.
v Plays a musical instrument?
^ No, but my brothers do. Also, you should eat.
< Wishes he would get up when he is wanting to more often.
V Loves sleeping in.
^Should set more alarm clocks.
<Hates the time wasted when sleeping in but does it anyway.
vShould get a haircut
^ Not for a while. And I have two phones with a dozen alarms set between them. It helps when I remember to turn them on though.
< Has stuff to do.
V Enjoys video games.
^ Is stating the obvious
< Loves video games
v Doesn't see why someone who doesn't enjoy video games would be on a video game forum.
^ To observe the behavior of people who do enjoy games maybe? :/
< Has recently played through Metroid Prime.
V Wears a sweet hat.
^Is too kind. No-one else has ever complimented my hat before.
< Has a sweet hat. So sweet. So very, very sweet.
V Also thinks that my hat is sweet.
^ Could I see this hat?
< Doing stuffs.
V Is doing important stuffs.
^ If posting something on The Escapist counts as important stuffs then yes.
< Is going to take a photography class
V Has an irrational fear of something.
^ I'm not sure.
< Pretty sure his fears are rational.
V Has a fear of letters printed on plastic buttons.
^ Frequently has odd v statements.
v Thinks that grenade launchers are cool.
^Well of course they're cool.
< But certainly not the coolest of weapons
V Will tell me what the coolest of weapons must be
^ Grenade launchers aren't cool,(although my time as a Call of Duty player might have coloured my perception somewhat)
< Thinks Bows are pretty cool.
v Prefers modern weapons
^ Yes. And tanks are the coolest weapon.
< Was ninja'd due to having to pick up his dad.
^ Do I look like an artist to you?
< Is sick and tired of being sick and tired
v Is sick or tired of being sick or tired.
^ has a sucky username. literally.
< has no mouth but still can scream.
v damn you're so sexy.
^ You should see me with my human disguise on.
< I don't know what I'm watching on TV.
v What movie has Edward Norton and Jon Voight in it?
^ To hell if I know.
< Has had a bit of a rough coupe of hours.
V Gets a lot of snow.
^ No, I haven't
< Isn't creative
V Was affected by a recent fire
< Hasn't been in a fire since was a kid
V Traumatized by fire
^ Not yet.
< I thought the stove was a monster when I was little.
^ Sleeping more like
< Is still sleepy
V Just sneezed
^ Nope. Thank goodness.
< Has recently become interested in Mark of the Ninja and wondering whether to buy it or not.
V Has played the game.
< Wants it
v Doesn't want it
^ Want what?
< Damn it, I just lost the game.
V Walks like a leopard.
^ I walk like a person with a limp
< Is still limping
V Has some sort of permanent injury.
^ A few minor ones.
< Mostly to joints.
v No permanent injuries.
^ No, not really, I do have a scar on my left eye though, does that count?
< Holds his right arm like he's hurt and starts limping when he's really nervous.
v Does something weird when they're nervous too.
^ And it is legal in most countries.
< And by *most*, I mean *some*.
v Did you get that thing I sent you?
< Is curious to what this thing is.
V Is going to steal the precious thing.
^ Depends on what it is
< Is about to play Minecraft
v Plays Minecraft regularly
^ I suppose you could say I do.
< Has not played Minecraft in the last few days though.
V Needs soap.
^ Whatya building?
< Needs shampoo more than anything else
v Weekend, woooo!
< Has curly hair
V Has had lice or something similar at least once in their life time.
^ What would be "something similar" to lice?
< Doesn't have lice, ladies.
V Will turn me down.