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^ In some ways, you are right. I do have some spoons hidden away in a drawer in my room somewhere. I have never used them.

< A complete piece of shit not worth anyone's time.

V Did not, at any point, staple their finger to their eyeball.

^ Correct!
< Never stapled myself!
v Not so lucky.

^ Stapled, nailed, burned, stabbed, cut, almost everything has happened to me at some point.
< Is extremely clumsy.
v Has the reflexes of a leopard.

^ Only when I know I could get injured if I don't react. I don't know why.
< Terrible at sports because I never chase the ball or what have you.
v Runs after the ball or what have you too much.

^ I'm always on the ball. Especially other people's balls. I like those balls.
< Realized that I made an awful inuendo.
v Will make another inuendo.

^ Nope.

< Still nope.

V *Throws pie at*

^ *Wipes pie off face* You'll pay for this.
< Spends most of his disposable income on Ice-Cream.
v Wants some Ice-Cream.

^ Kind of, but it's a little late for me to be having ice cream.

< Is tired,

V Can see the future.

^ Yes but only a quarter of a millisecond into it.
< Is super tired too.
v Will stay awake until he passes out?

^ Pretty much.
< Will be around 6:20 AM
v Thinks that's too damn late.

^ No, not really, I stayed up like that when I was your age, now I have work and responsibilities.
< Is ancient, also my back hurts -_-'
v Knows the location of the fountain of youth.

^ I knew where it was. It changes location every few years.

< Is really 564 years old.

V Is even older.

^ When I was a kid Dinosaurs were still around.
< Used to fly on pterodactyls.
v Flies on jet-packs.

^ Hells yeah!

< Wishes that were true.

V Has a pet raptor.

^ That would be interesting.
< Once had a pet triceratops.
v Believes me.

^ Sure. Why not.

< Has a test tomorrow.

V Has never cheated on a test.

^ Not that I can remember.

< Will be going to bed in a few minutes.

V Is seriously serious about the seriousness of this serious situation.

^ Naturally. This is some seriously serious stuff.
< Wondering why the usual insomniacs aren't around.
V Knows why.

^ Nope

< Is wide awake because it's afternoon.

V Is Lagomorph

^ Surprisingly not.
< Just realized he's not going to have any days off for around a month -_-'
v Will rest a lot for me.

^ No, I'll let you have your own rest.

< Bleh.

V Astronomically incorrect.

^ I guess...

< Has returned to the forum games!

V Is not feeling well.

^ I'm feeling pretty good actually.

< Eating.

V Has run a marathon.

^ Does working 12 hours straight count?
< Surprisingly not tired.
v Will fetch the newspaper for me.

^ Will be extremely disappointed.
< Is under the impression that newspapers are a myth.
V Believes oxygen and water are overrated.

^ DAMN RIGHT! ...*dies*

< *revives*

V Hates Japanese pop music.

^ >.> <.< >.>
V Will change the subject.

^ No.

< Likes some Japanese Pop music.

V Also like Japanese pop music.

^ Does video game music count?

< I hear a buzzsaw in the distance...

V Dr. Salvador!

^ No, Dr. Scde2!
< Has a sore back today.
V Is the creator of the intertubes

^ I wish.

< Wouldn't have to worry about getting a job or anything if that were true.

V Has an imaginary friend.

^ Nope.
< Never has.
v Used to have many.

^ No, not really.
< Not good at making friends or making up friends for that matter.
v Has more than one real life friends.

^ I most certainly do! HONEST, I'M NOT LYING?!
< Tired and bored
v Is a very exciting person

^ Hah, no.
< Wishes he was.
V Is the messiah of disco.

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