^ Wrong. I blush often when I talk to people. My complete lack of eloquence makes me look stupid every time.
< No social skills.
v Doesn't need social skills.
^ Thank god I don't.
< Water for Elephants is on.
v Isn't Reese Witherspoon adorable?
^ I do not know, nor care about, who that is.
V Did you here that?
< Just got off 24 hour duty... is VERY tired but still has work ;-;
V Been so tired they felt like they were floating
^ If by floating, you mean floating in and out of consciousness. Then, yes.
< Woke up at 5 today
v Likes Chinese food
^ Nope. I'm a Chinese who hates Chinese food.
< Is a very bad Chinese
V Is a very bad example of their race.
^ Yes. I'm Argentine AND white. Big social stigma.
V How about you? Isn't Reese Witherspoon adorable?
^ Is who whatnow?
< Is currently translating phrases into Dragon Tongue and Old Tongue
V Is somewhat fascinated by other languages
^ Damn you, filthy ninja. And not really.
V Probably has a better computer than me.
^ Probably does
< Really should go to bed
V Has thoughts that they should go to bed... three hours before they finally do go to bed.
< Needs to go pick up a few things.
V Watching something.
^ And you've probably never heard about it either.
V Should visit the dentist more often.
^ ...kinda right
< Bad dental hygene
v Smells like mints
^ I don't like mint! Mint tastes funny =/
< Has very specific tastebuds
V Is picky about food.
< Listening to music.
V Was about to do something important. Or not.
^ The latter.
< Never doing anything these days...
V Wants spicy food!
^ Is right about that!
< Is going to try Indian cuisine for the first time tomorrow.
v Has had curry before.
^ Nope, and I don't plan on having any anytime soon.
< Attempting to listen to music.(damn it YouTube, stop fucking up on me)
V What are you doing here?
^ ...what does it matter to you!?
< How do you code things...?
V A little confused.
^ I just woke up from a nap. Yes.
< Is yawning.
v Is now trying very hard not to yawn.
^ *yaaaaawwwn* Hmm? What?
< Is learning how to use an old camera from the 70's for photography.
V Has loads of experience with cameras.
^ Not really. I barely know how to use my own camera.
< Wondering what kind of coding DotSlash is talking about.
V Has done something stupid recently.
^ Depends on how recently you mean. But yes, probably.
< Does a great many stupid things, mostly involving feelings.
v Does not have feelings, beep boop. Is a robot. Beep boop.
^ More or less, I'm pretty emotionless, unless I see a beagle.
< Saw many beagles today.
v Has an awesome pet?
< Can't stand animals.
v Remembers how annoying I was with the dog thing?
I was scared and alone I didn't have anyone else to bug over that...
< Eating breakfast.
V Has a friend named Steve.
^ Nope Steves are my servants
< likes leather pants
V Cookie for the reference?
^ YuGiOh Abridged for the win. Now where's my cookie?
< Just ate dinner.
V What color am I thinking of?
V agrees Fijiman's avatar it too orange
^ B( And I was thinking of clear.
V FIRE THE WALRUS!
^ The walrus has been fired, poor thing in this economy it's going to have a hard time finding a new job, hope you are happy about that.
< Slacked off at work for the first time ever, it was boring.
v Always slacks off.
^ not really, especially compared to the people around me.
< Is eating a cookie (and not giving it to Fiji for the reference, hahahahahahaha.
V Thinks my nefarious plan is going too far
^ Your nefarious plan is going too far.
< Is having coffee.
v Your favorite gum is coming back in style.
^ I'm not really a fan of gum.
< Has to put out an ad for a new battle walrus because of Kaleion.
V Ran around the world in thirty days.
^31, but i took a day off to visit Mumbai, so it depends how you count
< Thinks this is the blatant lies thread
V This is the blatant lies thread?