^ Sure, why not?
< Will agree regardless of the truth.
v Isn't so easily convinced?
^ I can convinced to argue any point, just
< obviously wants to be a lawyer
v Is under pressure to be funny
< Gonna go do some stuff.
V Has started a new thread in the last three months.
< Needs to lay back and relaaaax.
V About to start singing.
V Speaks fluent Shithead.
^ Is that the language you used? Because if so, most definitely not.
< Speaks Spanish, but you probably already knew that because I mention it a lot, I want to learn French though.
v Likes French too!
^ Not hugely, but I can speak it fluently.
< Is showing off
V Hates show-offs
V More blarg.
^ Is imitating xmbts
< Is talking to xmbts
v Is not xmbts
< Has no idea what that is...
v Does know what that is.
^ If you hung around the Forum Games Group you would know too.
< Was not imitating xmbts.
V Is currently at odds with a large group of angry bagels.
^Great Scott, you're right! Here they come! Ahhh!
< Also does not know who xmbts is, though it rings a bell...
v Is going to enlighten me as to who xmbts is.
^ Here you go.
V Hates people.
< Is playing Shadow of the Colossus!
V Will lead the Rise of the Tortoises.
^ Maybe later.
< Kind of bored. Probably going to bed early tonight.
V Has a hidden spoon collection.
^ In some ways, you are right. I do have some spoons hidden away in a drawer in my room somewhere. I have never used them.
< A complete piece of shit not worth anyone's time.
V Did not, at any point, staple their finger to their eyeball.
< Never stapled myself!
v Not so lucky.
^ Stapled, nailed, burned, stabbed, cut, almost everything has happened to me at some point.
< Is extremely clumsy.
v Has the reflexes of a leopard.
^ Only when I know I could get injured if I don't react. I don't know why.
< Terrible at sports because I never chase the ball or what have you.
v Runs after the ball or what have you too much.
^ I'm always on the ball. Especially other people's balls. I like those balls.
< Realized that I made an awful inuendo.
v Will make another inuendo.
< Still nope.
V *Throws pie at*
^ *Wipes pie off face* You'll pay for this.
< Spends most of his disposable income on Ice-Cream.
v Wants some Ice-Cream.
^ Kind of, but it's a little late for me to be having ice cream.
< Is tired,
V Can see the future.
^ Yes but only a quarter of a millisecond into it.
< Is super tired too.
v Will stay awake until he passes out?
^ Pretty much.
< Will be around 6:20 AM
v Thinks that's too damn late.
^ No, not really, I stayed up like that when I was your age, now I have work and responsibilities.
< Is ancient, also my back hurts -_-'
v Knows the location of the fountain of youth.
^ I knew where it was. It changes location every few years.
< Is really 564 years old.
V Is even older.
^ When I was a kid Dinosaurs were still around.
< Used to fly on pterodactyls.
v Flies on jet-packs.
^ Hells yeah!
< Wishes that were true.
V Has a pet raptor.
^ That would be interesting.
< Once had a pet triceratops.
v Believes me.
^ Sure. Why not.
< Has a test tomorrow.
V Has never cheated on a test.
^ Not that I can remember.
< Will be going to bed in a few minutes.
V Is seriously serious about the seriousness of this serious situation.
^ Naturally. This is some seriously serious stuff.
< Wondering why the usual insomniacs aren't around.
V Knows why.
< Is wide awake because it's afternoon.
V Is Lagomorph
^ Surprisingly not.
< Just realized he's not going to have any days off for around a month -_-'
v Will rest a lot for me.