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^ We need to address the blarg gap.

< Pre-ordered Sun over Moon based on the exclusives. I had Moon pre-ordered a long time before, hopefully it arrives on time despite the late order.

v Number one.

^ Not when it comes to blarging, I fear.

< I like alteration.

v Are you a mystic?

^ I was, but I was made redundant. I asked to be reworked but the bosses couldn't be arsed with me.


v Polished.


< run_dmc

v now D a N c E ! ! !

^ image

< I've started using the term "memer" as a synonym of "jokester".

v MeeM.


< Gotta go to work soon.

V Which is more powerful: Blarg or MeeM?

^ Blarg gives people hopes and dreams.

< I wonder how well digital copies of Sun and Moon sell, being a whole ?8 more expensive and all.

v Filled with positivity for this new day.

^ Not even a little.

< Really hates adulting sometimes.

V Where all the women at?

^ The bathroom.

< 5. EXTRA. DAYS!!!

v Who do I blame!?

^ The Man...

< The Myth...

V The Legend...

^ Och well. I wouldn't say that, love.

< Perhaps I should wait until until after Friday to play Sun and Moon, seeing as I won't have to worry about college for a few days.

v But that would require effort!

^ *A fart?

< Yes, that must be what he meant.

v Country music and dancing? Out, OUT!

^ Do you mean to say you're tired of hearing about how my lover left me?

< I caught a Chansey yesterday. Only ever seen one in a gym and that was a long time ago, so it came up as a silhouette on my sightings.

v ٩( ᐛ )و

^ Neat.

< Only one more day of work before a five day weekend.

V I'm barrowing your tool shed.

^ Is that a wheelbarrow pun or a spelling mistake?

< Niantic changed the base stat formula, and it has led to good and bad things.

EDIT: v I forgot a bit.

^ I propose to teach my small dog math, because every Lil Bit counts.
< Seriously, she's a 5-pound yorki-wawa who's skull is too small to contain her eyes.
v She answers to her name and the sound of her squeaky-toy.

^ Neat.

< My feet hurt.

V Cascading ducks.

^ Anyone remember those desktop sheep?

< Found a video of them with a piece of music you used to hear all the time in YouTube videos. Double nostalgia.

v Unregistered hypercam.


< Das ist mein weeneeedog.

v You ever see that video of the two guys playing the really awful Sonic game at 15fps?

^ No, but for what it's worth the italicisation of that word made it look like it was trying to go fast.

< Going slow and steady through Pokemon Sun.

v Rigged.

^ No...

< Needs to go back to work soon.

V Hello.

^ Greetings.

< I wish you could turn off the goofy music that plays when you ride a Pokemon on land. I want to give the soundtrack a proper listen.

v Just acting this way because they had a troubled childhood.

^ my childhood was fairly non-chalant

< a master exploder

V "Wings of Surveillance!" "Why do you do that?" "Do what?" "Just because you say 'wings of' before you do something doesn't make it a special move. Like if I said 'antennae of power' or 'Thorax. . . of making sandwiches'." "wings of disagreement."

^ I'm a better exploder.

< I can't be a ginger, wear long sleeved or full leg clothing in Sun and Moon. I guess we traded those for the ability to be black.

v Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow.

^ Nah.

< Just beat the campaign of Dungeon Siege 3. Wasn't too bad, but is a bit too short for my liking.

V Now if only I had some more friends who had it so I could do the 4-player stuff.

^ What's your system?
< Has PS3.
v I've been playing a lot of Far Cry 2 lately, non-linear story-telling done right!

^ never owned a playstation, so no sorry.

< does most gaming on the pc these days.

V "We gotta get in there" "But Master Sheifu said. . " "YOu're seriously afraid? Even master chicken is going in there, and HE'S A CHICKEN!"
"bock bock b-gock!"

^ I liked it when you sourced the silly things you get these quotes from.

< Feeling melancholy so I'm going to drink chocolate milk and watch silly videos to be 6 years old again.

v Remembers being 6.

^ How did you know that my first ever memories were when I was 6.

< Morsy is back, back again?

v What do you think of the taste of Bayonne ham?

^ I've never had any.

< I would like to try that expensive Spanish ham one day.

v Do you prefer cheese and tomato toasties or cheese and ham toasties?

^ Can toasties be a thing without the cheese?

< The park's swarm has changed again. It was squirtle (sigh.) and now it's rhyhorn. (hooray!) The other nearby park is sandshrew, I wish it was still bulbasaur.

v Thinks bats are cute.

^ Not particularly.

< Spent most of the day playing Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon.

V It's awesome, if fairly short.

^ Fan of the 80's?

< Haven't played any of the Far Cry's or their DLC's

V Let's disco.

^ *Sigh*...very well.

< It gives me no pleasure, I assure you.

v There. Happy?

^ Strike us darling, once again!

< As fuccboi as it might make me, I love the cringe subreddit.

v Show me your moves.

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