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^ I don't really feel like feigning the interest.

< Flamin' hot cheetos are disappointingly mild. Nice though.

v Has a hitchhiker's thumb.

^ and my trusty hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy!

< so much snow!

V Return the blade. . . complete the circle. . . RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON!

NOW WE ARE ONE!

^ Gerroff.

< Bought a suit yesterday and paid (payed?) for express delivery so it would arrive before the 3rd of March. It arrived today. One of those moments where you wonder if you could have gotten away with going for standard delivery and saving ?8.

v Has a favourite flavour of ice cream.

^ fudge brownie!

< on the go.

V RELEASE ME FROM THIS ICE CREAM!

^ Only if it's a flavor I like.
< Loves vanilla, chocolate, and cookies&cream.
v More open-minded.

^ yes

< likes just about any flavor

V

at 1:36 it was pointed out by cinemasins that that is actually a male goose laying an egg. in the comments someone suggested maybe the goose was a hermaphrodite to which someone replied:
"Transgander?"

^ CLAP CLAP CLAP

< You don't need a long neck to be a goose.

V Is a twitching enthusiast.

^ Thunt is the only person I watch on Twitch, and even then very rarely.
< Just watched either "The Sand" or "Killer Beach".
v Either way, the worst opening I could possibly bare was forgiven with the cool monster design.
> An egg-sack cracks open and unleashes a swarm of fungal hairs that reach out of the sand to grab and eat people.

^ Haven't watched those shows or movies.

< I have no idea what they are.

V Needs more eyeballs.

^ Indeed, I want to see at least into the 7th Dimension.
< It was the third "teen-tards partying" movie I've seen on Youtube this year that somehow entertained me.
v The best of them was Desecrated, which brazenly defies Wes Craven's law of Never Explain the Killer's Motive.
> I love it when a deadly force can be completely understood but is still unyielding; the villain's performance as a hard-ass authority was also fantastic.

^ Pfffff. Eyes are for casuals.

< Beat up some eggs and poured them into a pan to see if omelettising my eggs would make them more enjoyable...I now know why people add fillings to such things.

v Leave those poor shoes alone.

^ But I need them for my long walks!
< The third goodish "teen-tards" movie was Piranha 3D, directed by the Final Destination guy.
v Where have all the dinosaur movies gone, where are all the man-eaters?

^What ever happened to the heroes!

< INSERT YOUTUBE VIDEO HERE

V Golden Brown?

^ Toilet seat.

< Got an Up-Grade...and considering that I have a Porygon...too...

v Scraping the bottom of the pun barrel.

^ are you saying somewhere there is a barrel full of puns?

< the firebird

V

terminated. outcome acceptable.

^ I would declare war on Skynet, but they have air-superiority.
< Excited for Life, the first space-monster movie in too long.
v For that matter, Kong: Skull Island will no doubt win me over to Universal's KCU [Kaiju Cinematic Universe] like it ant no thing.

^ Meh.

< Wont see that until it gets to the cheap theater.

V What you doing?

^ Oh, you know... flying around. And not thwarting your plans or anything.

< Has no plans to thwart.

v Make a reference to something, anything at all. Broaden my horizons.

^The Gizzverse is real!!!

< Google King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard and enjoy

V TL:DR

^ I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole.
< I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn.
v Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness.
> The nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings.

^ well crap, which one do I respond to?

< ready and willing!

V you've been . . . BambooXUL'ed!

oh god, who farted!
NO NO NO not in the . . . healing fountain
cleanup healing fountain.
guess now we know why they have a cooldown!

^ Watched

< I know little of this game

V Like and subscribe?

^ Sub4sub.

< The wedding was quite sweet at points, but pretty boring overall. I liked the groom, he said "I do" too early and shed many tears.

v I relate to this protagonist.

^ blank slate characters for self projection.

< the ace of blades

V

^ Of course, only the natural power of organic fruit can stop the evil Digimasters!
< Quoted the other Heart of Darkness.
v Can make more sense of it than the movie.

^ Probably not.

< Blarg.

V Where are the pants?

^ You only ask because it's your catchphrase, and you didn't even get it right.
< Doesn't want a catchphrase.
v Thinks I have one anyway.

^ No.

< Hungry.

V Sleeps on sheep.

^ I have not gotten to that level.

< There was a little chicken coop at the wedding and the chickens would mutter up to you and one nipped at my fingers, but it didn't hurt.

v A

^ B
< C
v D
> E

^ E for E-Peen.

< Now my character dies when it is killed.

v THAT'S A LIE AND YOU KNOW IT

^ I wanted to be immortal so I could live forever!
< Settled for faking it.
v Please quote your favorite SCP entry.

^ can I do a KFP quote instead?

< at the edge of oblivion

V Promise me Shifu. Promise me you will believe.

^ I believe making promises I can't keep is a bad idea, is that good enough?
< Thought of Dyson Spheres independently, and then found out they were already a thing.
v Laughing at my misery.

^ Ok, but to make things fair, you can laugh at mine if you like

< a grown little man.

V My time has come. You must continue your journey without me.

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