^ What?

< Blarg.

V Why aren't the dinosaurs responding to my calls?

^ perhaps the machine didn't copy the resonating chamber correctly?

< Welcome to Broncos Territory!

V Legend Legend Legendary Legends!

^ who is Owen? and who or what is Blue?

< murlawllawllawl!

V I have a PHD in PVP! It's that Voodoo that you do-do!

^ Nice.

< I just got the first two Alien movies yesterday on DVD for a bit over $5.

V Blarg.

^

^ Winner takes all.

< Feeling quite zen today. Working hard and plenty of time.

v Do you think the integer that represents chill rolls over once it passes 256, this being the secret of monks, they get so chill that they lose their chill?

^ What?

< Would love to have some stable income right now.

V Blargs into the night.

^ white, dark, or milk?

< the eye of the storm

V

^ Dragons are easy to market, making them overdone.

< I ate kangaroo yesterday. It tasted like a seasoned beefburger, but I can't complain, as it was quite tasty.

v What?

^ where? why? how? who?

< why am I asking so many questions?

V We go where no one goes

^

Dr.Susse:

Kangaroo is great! But it has to be more on the raw side or it becomes tougher than a boot.

Y'know, I did notice it was rather squishy. Maybe the cook had the raw side in mind. The texture was probably my favourite thing about it.

< I can't wait until my assignments are all done and handed in and I can just waste my life on Runescape for 3 months.

v *POKE*

^ don't poke the dragon!

< test your might!

V return the blade. . . complete the circle. . . RELEASE ME FROM THIS PRISON! NOW WE. . . ARE ONE!

^ Am I getting paid for it?

< Would really like it if he could just go back to where he was working instead of having to find a new job.

V Smells of daemons! And lavender, for some odd reason.

^ I'm a demonic bumble bee.

< I had cod after eating only tasty fish for a while. Set myself up for disappointment there.

v Above bored.

^ You need to roll charisma to determine the severity of my wisdom debuff.

< Ashens videos are fantastic background noise, even when it's a collab, although Guru Larry's voice is too harsh.

v Aroit maite. Dodjy geezer inne?

^ Whassat? Vapes? I suppose. I do have some gripes with vapes.

< Doesn't get cooler than those Dothraki sickle-swords, dude. They might even be cooler than regular sickles.

v They're...pretty sick. Oh...sorry. Was that pun too sickly?

^ eh, I say nah.

< G'day mate!

V eh even though Christmas is still a long way off. . . JAINA THE FROST MAGE!

^ Thanks for that.

< In Pokemon Duel, if people make any unnecessary moves after I've clearly lost the game I make them wait for my timer to run down. It's kind of easy to one them up if they want to rub it in...

v *sips loudly*

^ Wow, a tea party in my imagination.

< I am technically a game developer now...

v Don't do it.

^ Don't do what?

< probably will do it without knowing it.

V You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Harambe.