^ Never!
< Likes the swagger of that evil teddy bear from that anime where everyone is supposed to kill each other to survive and also be punished for killing.
v Then again, I've only seen the abridged version.

^ It's the only way to be for sure.
< With nukes, though, all you get is giant wolves and ghouls.
v Prefers dropping giant metal rods from space.

^ Nothing is going to break your stride; nothing is going to hold you down, oh no!
< Really has been watching too many Gamer Gifs with Sound, that was from Mr. Bean playing Pokemon Go.
v Would like to watch a propeller-plane turn a burning zeppelin into a fire-tornado.

^ Unfortunately true.
< Shamed by his cool 9-years-younger cousin.
v I wouldn't be so late to the adulthood party if I could just find a tabletop group to play with.

^ Considering my ideal age is 8, that's not far off.
< After watching Channel Awesome's Best Beast Wars (my first favorite cartoon) Episodes, I still don't believe Reboot (never watched it) is any better.
v Then again, I've only ever seen about 15 seconds of Reboot.

^ Enchantment!
< Is not Groot.
v WHAT AM I?!

^ WHAT YOU SAY!?
< Lost all his bases to a cat.
v Sure we take off every zig, but for what?

^ A hole, as I understand it.
< Prefers the surface-world, thanks.
v Would date Alex Mauer.

^ Spaceship, spaceship, SPACESHIP!
< A 8-year-old thug-life fetishist once declared on a church-bus that I was dating his teenage aunt, who was wearing way too much make-up.
v Having to protect my dignity, I felt the need to proclaim that I would never date clowns.

^ But wait, there's more!
< The boy's sister came to her defense with "She was born that way!"
v I said "No, she was born beautiful; she made herself ugly."
> I was then asked to sit somewhere else.

^ I play bongos with MY head!
< One-up-man-ship isn't always worth the trouble.
v Here's a great idea: Every beloved single-player story in gaming history ought to be dragged through online multiplayer mud.

^ Bioshock 2 is a fine example of a bad idea done really well, but I'm thinking of garbage like Need for Speed Rivals and Elder Scrolls Online where you're not even allowed an offline mode.
< Found a perfect single red piece for Gizmo's car that includes all 4 wheels and the framework between them; it's even big enough for a mini-figure to look like a regular car instead of a go-cart.
v Naturally, I put it on my Lego Dimensions pog for that vehicle; now I should just add pieces to make it look right.

^ Forget the fuzz, any drunks that stumble onto my property will have their liver confiscated.
< They have it easy compared to smokers that don't keep their distance.
v Doesn't respect my right to protect my lungs and nose from the sadistic assault that is second-hand smoke.