< Loves that song.
V Will make a song reference as well.
^ Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
< Doesn't want to miss a thing.
v Needs a hero.
^ Not today.
V All their friends know the low rider.
^ I'm the only music lover amongst my friends.
< Friends consist of a Japanophile, a goth, a transperson and a blind person.
v Has "normal" friends.
^ I would consider them normal-ish.
< Leg is very itchy at the moment.Stupid bug bites.
V Does not suck eggs.
^ Correct, I just scoff them.
< Had a goose egg at the weekend. Yum. Filling.
v Has eaten a truly weird egg and lived to tell the tale.
^ Do duck eggs count?
< Not very adventurous when it comes to food.
v Likes spicy food.
^ Do duck eggs count?
^ Yes they do, and they're bloody good. We've done home-made scotch duck eggs and they were AMAZING.
< Hell yeah gimmeh your spicy food.
v Prefers chilli to curry.
< Prefers neither.
V Shall become the next major pop star.
^ Why pop?
< Has a general dislike for pop
v Loves pop.
< Hasn't been in a posting mood, recently.
V Sir posts a lot.
^ That's Madam Hasnolife Posts a lot to you!
< Trying to outbid someone on eBay
v Wants to come over to mine for a slice of cucumber.
^ Cucumber? Why cucumber? How about some onions?
< Loves onions despite the smell they leave in your breath.
v Hates vegetables in general.
^ Not really.
< Getting tired of being the only one on his team who knows how to get a kill without dying a dozen times.
V Is part of the pie.
^ If it is a meat pie, sure.
< Was thrown in a meat grinder when young along with other kids.
V Gets the reference.
^ Not at all.
< Unless it's a Treehouse of Horror reference.
v Gets Neuro's reference.
^ I'm with Treehouse of horror too.
< Doesn't watch Simpsons anymore.
V Owns steel toe work boots.
^ Nope, never have.
< Isn't even wearing shoes at work today.
v Needs to be beered.
^ Not at all.
^ I don't drink anymore.
< Was once a pretty heavy drinker
v Loves alcohol.
V Has seen a band recently.
^ Word, I went to see a Jurassic 5 reunion gig.
< 'kin LOVED it. So much awesome.
v Not a J5 fan.
^ Knows i have no clue who J5 is. >_>
< likes Dubstep, Party music (Avicii etc) and the occasional pop song.
v Will judge me for that last part ._.
^ I don't judge people for their musical tastes
< Even if their taste in music just plain sucks/sarcasm
v Shuns people that have sucky musical tastes.
^ Of course not.
< Would have to shun himself.
v Has hayfever.
V Jumped the shark and punched someone in the face.
^ Is yes an acceptable answer?
< I went to a bar 5 minutes from my house with some friends and found it has a videogame theme. Cammy White and Chun-Li on the wall and Earthworm Jim cocktails! I had a Koopa Troopa. It hit me like a bus. Very potent.
V Has had an interesting cocktail before.
< Doesn't drink
v noticed the lack of the up arrow.
^ I did. I'm attentive.
< had16 hours sleep today
v wants to boogie on a Saturday night.
< Was playing Minecraft with some friends.
V Is going on an epic journey.
^ Not really epic but a fun journey nonetheless. Camping tomorrow.
< Likes camping.
v Has lots of family camping trips under their belt.
^ Not even one.
< Isn't too fond of the idea of camping anyway.
V Eats babies in their dreams.
< Doesn't remember his dreams
v Remebers their dreams.
^ Some of them
< Most are the fucked up ones
V Doesn't have dreams that make them dwell into "What the fuck was that?" territory upon waking.
^ The horror... the horror...
< It's my birthday!
V Can I get a happy birthday?
^ Happy Birthday!
< Hates birthdays.
v Will also wish Johnny a Happy Birthday.