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the greatest gift of all:

the wisdom of Master Oogway.

What a small world we live in, my gift for you is Oogway's fingers 1 day at a time!

I give you the gift of human compassion.
It's a shit gift.

Something that is incredibly cursed.

An extra day off.

A coaster for your teacup which doubles as a sub-woofer to blare loud music.

Pancakes.

Mt. Fiji -as in, the whole Japanese mountain. Now your name makes sense!

The knowledge you needed to make that app you always wanted to make.

Underwear for your opposite gender, and it's the wrong size for anyone you know.

BuildsLegos:
Mt. Fiji -as in, the whole Japanese mountain. Now your name makes sense!

Actually, that's Mt. Fuji. Fiji is a country comprised of a group of islands in the Pacific Ocean. The thought is appreciated though.

OT: The legendary Potatosaurus Rex!

Since I want to do things correctly, you're now the top political leader of Fiji.

An excessively excess amount of kittens.

a basket of puppies!

Hat-mounted confetti riffles.

A 3D compass so that you literally know what's up.

a 12-pack of Nuka Cola.

A Nuka Cola Quantum.

A milk gallon's worth of bottle-caps.

that ridiculous 5-guns-in-one weapon from The Fifth Element.

That ridiculous 5-guns-in-1 weapon from The Simpsons.

A potato named Bob.

A bobby-pin named after whichever Valve character is your favorite.

Gordon Freeman.

Inspiration to contribute to the 914 Game.

A new set of legos

a gold plated toaster.

A sword that slays dragons

a sword that slays anime characters.

A really big gun.

several big guns.

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