Reason to fight to the death with escapist above

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For wearing shades indoors

For being a no good, money grubbing, Copy Clerk!

For moving in slow motion...<.<

For incurring epilepsy

For being far to easily prone to epilepsy.

For having a vast history of seizures and yet still criticizing others about epilepsy.

For knowing how to spell seizure... That damn word always alludes me.

For not being able to spell seizure and yet succeeding.

For giving me a seizure.

For being the physical embodiment of a seizure.

For not having ambiguis enough reasons to fight to the death.

For being a member of this site for nearly 3 straight years and not drinking themselves into a celebratory stupor at this realization.

For being a member of this site for nearly one year, and still being a lowly muckracker; and not drinking themselves into a depressed stupor at this realization.

For being a member of this site

Because his name reminds me of laundry.

For having an avatar that reminds me of Rob the robot.

for not giving me ice cream

There is only room for one form of flying cat around here *flexes*

He took all the fish in the world.

Cause she has boobs...<.<

because I get odd around purple things

Cause I...EAT...POPTARTS!

Because he eats poptarts.

Because he is pointing out the obvious...

because people eat poptarts!

Because he is a poptart!

because you hate cats

Because he is a demon in disguise!

Because he is a demon and I am a demon hunter *charges*

because I saw something shiny

Because you are shitting rainbows!

Because I'm sexy and I know it

Because you mentioned a horrible song.

because wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah

Because he ain't afraid to show it!

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