You cover the back entrance while I cover the front with Sasha, okay?
NOM NOM NOM *BURPS*
Daddy what is it like to make love?
It broke so I broke it more.
What in the hell happened to my TV?!?!
Thank you son! I'll never forget this.
Hey dad, I didnt have any money for a gift so I got you a McDonalds bag and some year old Cheetos I found in my car.
Well, the blue one is hope, the purple one is love, the green one is nature and the red one is badass.
What are all these different pills?
7am on a wednesday while it's raining.
when will you make me happy daddy?
a bowl of noodles
McGyver made an iPad out of what?
Name one man who you will not accept any of his organs.
A huge band and then no more noise.
Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
If you could sleep with anyone in the world, who would you choose?
Why did I drink this beaker again?
Thanks for ... cutting my arm off?
I'm too tired to respond.
you know why I beat you?
What are the ninjas doing with the convention hall?
Twenty-nine and a half.
What time is it?
Why did you stop playing the game?
It's broken beyond repair...
Tell me the truth is my ego alright doc?
Yep that all came from there.
All this toilet paper came from a 7/11?
Hey, I tried alright!
why is there still blood in the carpet?
What's that one crazy sex move you invented called again?
Ok You just ate sevral kilos of elephant grade sleeping pills how do you feel?
No I won't do that again.
Get in the van!
Not my problem...
How are we going to dispose of this body?
Grab the Lye!
Hey is that a flying bottle of Caustic Soda?
Hot tea and dragons.
What is up next chap?
Which one of these is the self-destruct button!?
The second from the left.
is the target.
Sorry, it is flat.
How is your chest?
Did you know that this site is closing down?
No not that!
Is this the right rabid marmoset?
I just thought it would look cool on my wall.
why is there so much blood?
What is the most sneaky way of travel?
A broken glass is not right.
what does mummy want to eat?
Mmm. This is great! What's in it?
Just more chilli.
What is my default saying in Cooking?
NOoooooooooooo, we don't have any bear claws