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What did I say when asked about my thoughts of Justin Bieber?

10%.

On a scale of 1 to 100 percent, how much do you care about me?

Zip-Zop-Zobbity-bop!

Why is Bill Cosby toasting at my wedding reception?
Quick, grab the bucket. We can save the boat!

What would be my respons be to one of my mates about to puke when were sailing?

Drugs, sex and falling in to a channel!

What shall we do for my bachelor party?
Stop, you'll kill Mr. Winkles!

Here, play this! *Shows Superman 64*

NO U!

Why dont u should us proper grammar and spelling u foool?
That hurt me when writing that.
Now to deal with those pesky monkeys.

Right, we took care of all those intelligent squirrels!

I didn't mean it, I was just trying to help!

Why did you glue my cup to my desk?

Well I wanted to try it.

What is the government controlling our minds with?

No not that. My eyes!

Grandma why are you flashing me!?
With this I can finally realize my dream!

Did you want these fries with that?

I find that rust is best for that.

Hey man, I need to make my bike a piece of junk, any ideas?

I never meant to do that!

Did you know that the bell you just rang gave an angel its wings?

Well you can't tell me I was wrong!

Did you say Justin Bieber is a chick?

Hey, you can't explain that!

Did the moon just wink at me?

Ten more bottles please.

I think you have had enough to drink, maybe you shoul....

Bitch please!

Wanna play some chess?

My back is mostly dust.

Hey man, how old are you? Give me and example.

Go away, I'm trying to stop that from happening!

Why hasn't it exploded yet?

Sweet Jiminy Jesus, that burns!!!

*Burns with flamethrower*

Oh crap...

Where's that shipment of spoiled oysters?

It's not easy you know.

Dude, all you had to do was listen to Nickelback all day!

Well, at least he won't forget next time!

Did that guy get killed because he didn't take out the trash?

Not interested.

Allow me to put this tube steak in your nose.

Just...wow...

Did you know that the average wale can feed a small village in Africa or an single house in America?

I'll take the old one.

Which prostitute would you like, good sir?

Sex with you is like watching scientific wrestling...<.<

Would you prefer my old avatar over the new one?

A duck.

Which animal reproduces primarily through rape?

The colors... they're very colory...<.<

Do you have anything to say after getting out alive from the burning marijuana plantation?

Saint Jimmy.

What do you want your nickname to be?

But the mussels are still tasty!

How can you possibly stomach that seagull's stomach contents!?

A nice big serving of PUNCH TO THE FACE!

What's for dinner dad?

More homework.

What can I do after I'm finished my homework?

That seems rather awkward

What do you think about this new form of exercise I made?

seven shots.

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