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How many sand granules have you eaten?

NO! I said it was the other way around!

I thought you wanted me to stick this in here?

it's called an innuendo.

What do you mean you want to be the nail to my hammer?

Ever heard of asking!

I thought you would have wanted me to sacrifice your kitten for the good of mankind?

February 27th 2024

When is Satan going to call in my debt?

The lightbulb goes IN the toilet!

Where do you want the grocery's?

Nine more beers!

*hic* Please! Sterpop! I du'wann anen more alerkoll! Ha mush mer d'I *hic* do I have'ta drink?

twenty-thousand rasberries!

Sir you have been sentenced to death by stoning. What item will you choose to be thrown?

Nah you can have more Tea.

Can I have something that tastes like shit for once?

Pokémon.

What else could be better than digimon?!?!

a cat, a collar, some tape, a laser pointer, and lots and lots of free time.

How can you POSSIBLY cause a massive hysteria in downtown Canberra in one afternoon?

A can of Jim Beam and 2 packets of skittles.

What did you want for your house again?

Monkey D. Luffy

Most awesome anime character?

An 80 inch TV

What do you want for your birthday young man? Remember, we don't have much mon...

How the hell does that work?

I need a flux-capacitor for my Quantum Bacon Cannon!

Dr. Bright just blew it up, then he ran away wearing an eyepatch and screaming that he was going to "keel-haul" max. Why do we keep that guy around, anyway?

Hey Bob,did anything good happen while I was away yesterday?

No I think not!

do you think?

okaaaay... here's 10,000 zimbabwean dollars... I hope i helped you with that.

Can you donate to me for no apparent reason?

Dragons.

WTF is the deal with your avatar?

Majora's mask.

Ok what is the game with that talking bird in a bear's backpack?

Take a left and then you're there.

Which way to an annoying dog from the clock tower in clock town?

Jack and Jill's pale of water.

What was used to murder a small squirrel this morning.

Two apples and a banana.

What can cure my explosive diarrhea?

Not that I am complaining, but that makes no sense.

Fire is a method for fighting fire isn't it?

Stop your drunken rambling!

WHy the hell do I have to count to ten backwards? Why don't you do it?

Because, WiiU. That's why.

Why does the new Nintendo console sound like the waaaabulance?

Hey, I never got the instructions!

What have you done?!?! I specifically told you not to enter THAT room!

I would tell you, but I have to kill you.

Why are you carrying that bag that is dripping with blood?

At least I admit I do it.

Good lord, are you flobbernacking with the seamstress?!

Pory no function sleep well without.

Are you malfunctioning?

Holy!? What happened!

What do you think of my latest holy resurrection?

It means pedal your flipping giblets out!

*points to a wet floor sign* what does the sign say?

demopan, of course.

What is the best way to remove unsightly acne?

My shower is on fire!

Hey man, whats the status with the spider living in your shower curtains?

You know, you make a good argument.

Because, cats. Right?

uhhh.... armorgames?

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