What is this thing I found in the depths of hell?
Just don't go overboard with it.
Can I use this rainbow ray to make sydney more fabulous?
I haven't cleaned out my fridge in two years!
Why is there a fungus growing inside the fridge?
Ok, just don't press the red button.
can I look at your badges?
How many shot's did you drink to be hanging on the top of the courthouse?
You're paying for that!
Is it ok that I broke your priceless vase collection?
What does Master Chief do on his night out?
Up, Down, Up, Up, Left, Down.
Put in a cheat code!
I...I don't even...how!?
*while playing fighting games*
How the hell did you do that?!?!?
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T
Are you ok? Speak to me man!?
Dude, lay off those okay...
More and more can I have more rainbow bubblegum?
No you left it in your trunk.
DUDE!? WHERE THE HELL DID I PUT THE BODY!? DID YOU TAKE IT!?
Not at this hour!
Let's go slender man hunting...
Hey I remember when that guy used to be a great adventure. What happened to his knee?
With principals of general psychology.
How do we rot this guys puny brain?
Pff, you call that a story?
*finishes reading an insurance company brochure* so, how did you like that bedtime story?
What did I find in my thong this time?
Because its unethical.
Why not zoidberg?
I can't believe that I'm saying this, but... I don't know.
How old are you?
Sorry, that was inexcusable.
These are brand new shoes!!! Why did you pee on it?!?!?
How long does it take to connect to Google in your dorm room?
Who was that naked guy in the park earlier?
to get to the other side.
Why did the demons slaughter humanity to open the door to the demon realm?
Not on my watch!
Can I shag the dog?
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ASKING ME??
Who is Keyser Soze?
Well, there's no way in hell I'd trust it to Riku.
So, who is going to clean the fridge?
A few more guns.
And if that doesn't work, what should I use?
Hideo Kojima's glasses.
Anything else we need before searching for the Easter Bunny?
EDIT: Is there anything you would be willing to steal?
Only if I can bring fireworks.
Should we be having fun?
I see no evil in doing so.
How do you feel about me burning down an orphanage?
I would rather listen to Justin Beiber.
Feel like being tortured for months, stopping the torture only to ensure you survive so that the torture will continue?
Why did you eat my sandwich?
OBJECTION! That has nothing to do with this case!
EXPLAIN; WHY DID I SEE YOU EATING DICKS THE OTHER DAY?
Sorry, my brain has divided by zero. Terminating program.
What's 5 divided by zero?
Which location are you unlikely to see in a young person's holiday brochure?
4,691 irradiated haggis.