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How would you describe the resident lamebots? I heard they ate a trillion porcupine eggs. | |
Why do their breaths sting? I don't wanna say. | |
Why are you a thing? They didn't. | |
Is it possible that your parents ever had intercourse? | |
People you don't want to cross swords with??? A Spanish potato. | |
What is the final, secret ingredient to the elixer of immortality? Tigers in space. | |
What would happen if every elephant in India jumped up and down at the exact same time? 1/5 of an inch longer than normal | |
What is odd about my left thumb's nail?? Lemonade, nails, and a few happy thoughts | |
Jesus' shopping list ahead of the last supper 145 dwarves | |
A dragon's favorite meal. I don't have one of those. | |
What did the forgetful skydiver say to his partner? Knives are the only way. EDIT: welcome to the escapist :) | |
How to murder everyone in Deus Ex without ever getting shot at? I think...I might have shot the sheriff while I was drunk last night. | |
What did Bob Marley say before writing his hit song? Hot water and a little salt. | |
what did you pour in my eyes? three oversized politicians | |
What's for dinner? I think...yeah, the universe is folding... Also, welcome to the Escapist! Don't let anyone bite you...the plague hasn't been sorted out yet >.> | |
We just fired up the improbability drive I'm still looking for it | |
Umbrella Co. Representative: Hey, Where'ja put the new contagion we were working on? Umbrella Corporation, GeneCo, Gentek, the city of Rapture, the city of Columbia, New York, Old York, Commander Shepard. | |
Do you know where Auschwitz is? Lemon juice is actually surprisingly flammable. | |
Umbrella co. representative: Hey, where'ja put that new contagion we were working on? A man chooses, a slave obeys. | |
What would be a good moto for a BDSM dungeon? It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man! | |
Who didn't give me a hand just then? Well that's all I could get in there. | |
Is that the best you could do in the hot dog eating contest? 4 green socks | |
What the heck is that dog wearing? I swear it's not mine! | |
Who onws this signed copy of the Twilight saga? It burnt everything. | |
What happened to that combustible lemon I was working on? Tim is off on a search to rescue the Princess. She has been snatched by a horrible and evil monster. This happened because Tim made a mistake. | |
Does anyone know where my little brother is? I have never been more insulted in my life! | |
And how does that make you feel? I've got a love-er-ly bunch of coconuts. | |
Do you know any songs about female anatomy? Police! Get down! | |
Why is there a black van following me? Queen | |
What do I like to be called by my significant other in private??? *cough* I mean, who sang that song about riding a bicycle?? It made me cry | |
How did you like Journey? I sleep outside now. | |
What is the net result of you finding an Indian burial ground in your basement? Amnesia. | |
Why can't I remember the question that led to that answer? Horses | |
What do you call ponies that sell their bodies? Here we go! | |
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What would happen if Leonidas' army stole a time machine and travelled back one minute.
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