Can you make a bunch of words sound like a child is saying them??

The 'p' key on my keyboard

What is the most immature thing for a PC?

So it was a girrafe that did it.

How did my shoes get on that phone line?

An insomniac chinchilla.

Who keeps throwing banana's at me when I'm trying to sleep!?

A good ol' Falcon Pawnch to the face.

When was the last time your throat bled??

Under my mug of tea

Where is the table?

I don't know, ask my penis.

Have you ever tasted a rainbow?

It's just the best thing since sliced bread!

How good is that toast?

I wear it around my neck!

How do badasses deal with large, poisonous snakes?

That guy over there.

Where did that money-shot go? Uh, who farted?

Only once, and I didn't really like it.

Have you experimented with....bungee jumping?

Throw the cats! It's the only way!

What protected me from the foot rapist?

George was not breathing after he ate that squirrel.

How do you make modern art that everyone will appreciate?

Some purple cardboard.

Ahri, who is your ideal man?

They're for my local archaeology project.

So, Tarzan, I hear you're a pretty good lay. Is that true?

Ok, maybe I did it more than once.

How many times did you masturbate over me?

You know it was the frogs that destroyed the death star.

Why do you think the star wars ending was a cover up?

Hailstones and bowling balls

"We just built a subterranean dungeon next to the hero's hometown; what should we fill our loot chests with?"

Sixty-two.