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What is the most immature thing for a PC? So it was a girrafe that did it. | |
How did my shoes get on that phone line? An insomniac chinchilla. | |
Who keeps throwing banana's at me when I'm trying to sleep!? A good ol' Falcon Pawnch to the face. | |
How do you "fix" stupid? Last time I ate live hedgehog... | |
When was the last time your throat bled?? Under my mug of tea | |
Where is the table? I don't know, ask my penis. | |
Have you ever tasted a rainbow? It's just the best thing since sliced bread! | |
How good is that toast? I wear it around my neck! | |
How do badasses deal with large, poisonous snakes? That guy over there. | |
Only once, and I didn't really like it. | |
Have you experimented with....bungee jumping? Throw the cats! It's the only way! | |
We are being attacked by old women. How do we fight them? We all fell down. | |
Were did everyone go. | |
Has any one seen that large ball covered in spikes? A pope, some soap and some dope. | |
Why are you reading Candide? | |
*Ding dong* There's a guy with a hockey mask at the door should I let him in? Deep sleep. | |
Why are you sleeping in class Mr. Susse? | |
There's a creeper at the door can you build us some protection? My hand caught fire. | |
Why were you not cooking with oven mits? | |
what was the cat saying to me? I thought you said "shot me, I'm a moose." | |
Why are you in a room with a moose!? (loved Invader Zim) | |
Whose stump is this? The glass around your feet. | |
What protected me from the foot rapist? George was not breathing after he ate that squirrel. | |
@Geth I laughed a lot with that one :) OT: So what's Gorge doing these days? A boy band and a wood chipper. | |
How do you make modern art that everyone will appreciate? Some purple cardboard. | |
What will feature on next week's episode of Art Attack? A builder with a frying pan obsession and the voice of an angel. | |
Ahri, who is your ideal man? They're for my local archaeology project. | |
The world is being overrun my mummies! How did this happen? According to Jane....no. | |
So, Tarzan, I hear you're a pretty good lay. Is that true? Ok, maybe I did it more than once. | |
How many times did you masturbate over me? You know it was the frogs that destroyed the death star. | |
Why do you think the star wars ending was a cover up? Hailstones and bowling balls | |
Mummy what killed our puppy? Belly button lint. | |
"We just built a subterranean dungeon next to the hero's hometown; what should we fill our loot chests with?" Sixty-two. | |
Why did you put that as your answer? The right answer is 29. | |
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Can you make a bunch of words sound like a child is saying them??
The 'p' key on my keyboard